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 Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:11 pm
A Fishermans Tale.....
A fisherman looks back to his Childhood and recalls the People who said He would Never make a Great Fisherman... As a Child He was told he should just Pretend to be a Fisherman as He was too Weak...When He got Older He Watched, Learnt, Trained and Became a Great Fisher who Always came back with the Largest Catch of Fish and when He was Asked how did he Become such a Great Fisher He just Simply Reply'd...'' I'm not a Fisher, I'm just Pretending''.
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:17 pm
'' Life According to Me! ''
live your life for every day rather than planning years ahead,
enjoy all the special moments that life grants you,
take advantage of every oppertunity that comes your way,
party hard as once the music stops, the party draws to a close!
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:29 pm
''Enjoy Life While You Can''
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but
rather to skid in sideways , Beer in one hand , spliff in the other ,
body thoroughly used up, totally wasted and screaming
"WOO HOO, What a ******** Ride"
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:29 am
"Never underestimate the power of Human stupidity" that way it never gets you in that arse....... surprised
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:43 am
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:47 am
recently, there has been an experiment on worms. 4 worms were put in glasses:
glas 1, filled with alcohol
glas 2, filled with sigarets
glas 3, filled with sperm
glas 4, filled with dirt
results:
worm1: death
worm2: death
worm3: death
worm4: allive
what does this mean:
As long as we smoke, drink and have sex, we don't get worms
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:54 am
I learnt something important and you must do this also!
you must believe in yourself and believe in others so you can conquer your fears and succeed in your dreams no matter how big or small if you believe in yourself you can do almost anything
and if you believe in others they believe in themselves more and they can believe in you back which helps you believe in yourself!
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:30 am
"you smelt it you dealt it"
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:51 pm
Nickpwn "you smelt it you dealt it"
LOL... are those really words of wisdom??? mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:46 pm
Ausheteru II Nickpwn "you smelt it you dealt it" LOL... are those really words of wisdom??? mrgreen yep.
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:23 pm
Lady Nova of Oz "Never underestimate the power of Human stupidity" that way it never gets you in that arse....... surprised so not a fan of a**l hun....hehehehehehehe!
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