johnmcfloss
shadowkaos1
Typhoid Mary: She has immortal fleas that carry the black plague and all kinds of other nastiness. Imagine the havoc that can be done with plague bearing, blood bond ghoul fleas.
This is my current plan for anyone who tries to play a Cute, Single-Animal Gangrel.
Step 1: Something cute like adorable ears ('Kwai! my character is awesome' and all that)
Step 2: Something not so cute - a paw instead of a hand or something ('uh... this isn't what I had in mind')
Step 3: Fleas. Lots of Fleas. Yeah, they're ghouled, but they're also irritating
Step 4: Goes on heat.
...although admitedly the only thing I hate more than cute Gangrel are cute Malks...
I once made a catgirl Gangrel, who true to form (this was Dark Ages, not Masquerade), had her Social stats all reduced to 0 because of it. So a hideously ugly catgirl. Johnmcfloss was in that game, and he (along with all the other characters) hung my character from London Bridge. Bastards.
Still, she was the only one to actually survive the game, so I got my own back eventually.
As for characters I wish I could play, I've got 2.
The Malkavian with an obsessive/compulsive disorder centered around timekeeping, a la the White Rabbit from the Wonderland mythos.
The Nosferatu Victorian-era street orphan who acts like a cross between the Artful Dodger and Gary from Bloodlines.
