I'm being totally serious here. I drink a small (12oz) of coffee almost every morning. Not a latte or any shots or anything just good ole' black coffee to wake me up for the working world. I work in San Francisco and it takes me maybe 20 minutes to get from the Peet's Coffee (a coffee place mainly in cali) near where I live to work. By the time I arive I totally have to s**t.
Coincidental? I say no. You see on the days where I am either running late and can't stop for coffee or (and this is rare) I just don't feel like any I don't have to run to the restroom after clocking in.
Also when I drank my parents coffee as a teenager (gah they drink ******** Yuban of all things... might as well be earthworm s**t) I would have to s**t within five minutes of having a coupple of sips. (Shitty coffee makes the process go faster I guess)
So my questions are:
Does coffee make you have to poo?
Or is it just me?
If it is just me do you think I'm allergic to the closest thing god I've ever known!??
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