Back from the Bahamas. Well, have been back for a bit, but first entry after being back from the Bahamas.

Aah, it was so great. Who knew one could sex their boyfriend in so many different places, and ways? It was the best vacation I've ever taken. On the boat, the beach, in the ocean, the hammock, hotel room obviously, that canoe thing we rented out, the deck chair on the balcony. It goes on and on.

Though, it means I have to take him somewhere better next time, so I'm already planning. I like planning vacations, no idea why.

I've also found that I love tropical fish. So, without asking, I'm afraid, I went out and got the biggest tank I could find, and am in the process of getting occupants for it. It's so bright and colorful, almost like we're back their again.

Just without the kick-a** dolphins, and the hammock. I loved that hammock like my child...I need to ask Kenna if we can get one.

And yes, I know. I don't think. I'll ask him about THAT, but not a big a** fishtank. I know, whatever, shut up.

But he's got his puppy (our puppy), so I can have my fishthings. They're so funny! With their freaky eyes, and their shininess, and the way they dart all over the place. And the ones with the kissy lips. I love those ones the best, they amuse me.

Ooh! I haven't talked this over with Kenna either, but I want to get another tank, so I can get a seahorse. Not just a little one, but one of the bigger ones. Those things rock so hard. I want an octopus more, but somehow I don't think Kenna would agree to that, considering I'd probably try and carry it around...

But hey, I'll just say it's either a seahorse, or a snake, and the snake would be allowed out. And it would be a big snake. That should let him let me have a seahorse, shouldn't it?

I'm so devious.

...we all know I'll be begging for a snake soon enough though. I WILL turn this house into a zoo if it's the last thing I do. At least I dropped the idea for a pet crocodile...that, I think, was a bit too much considering I don't think normal people can actually keep them. Not legally anyway.

Oh, oh! Next vacation, we are going to Australia! Yes, definately. In fact, I'm going to check when we can get the time to do so. Soon, hopefully. Visit the different cities, go to Uluru, see them giant bunnies. Feed a baby to a dingo.

Y'know. Aussie stuff.

And I want to know whether they really do say g'day and mate a lot.

I wonder if emus are big enough to ride...that'd be fun.

I'll bet you anything when I come back from there, I'm going to want a pet great white shark, or a koala. Those grumpy little bastards, I love them.

I should probably see if Kenna actually agrees with this, shouldn't I?

He probably will. Wouldn't hurt to make plans, buy a couple of tickets, book in at a hotel. Yeah...We'll start in Sydney and work our way around.

Sydney Opera House, Great Barrier Reef (yay, more fish!), uuhm...Blue Mountains. Those're on the east side somewhere, right? Surfer's Paradise. Need to get my surf on. Need to learn to surf...

Anyway! I'm considerably aroused, I'm going to the store, and am going to surprise Kenna with a new toy or something. Also need to pick up lube...

Yes, well. I'll ring in the verdict about the Australia thing.

~Orion.