Who will be the next, greek Idol?

[Groucho and Karl]

Hi I`m Aristotle, your host for Greek Idol!

Our judges: Apollo! Lord of music and healing! cool

Aphrodite! Godess of love and beauty! heart

And hades. lord of the dead. neutral


Come up with somthing creative. Who should be competeing?
What are the Judges saying?What song are they singing?Its your choice!  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

Aristotle: WELCOME TO GREEK IDOL! I'm your host Aristotle. As you know, mortals, demigods, and even gods everywhere want to be a big part of Mount Olympus, but why? So they can be the best! To see who's the best (and the worst), the gods came up with a singing contest to see who and who doesn't deserve to rule! If the judges are impressed, the contestant goes to Crete to keep on singing, and if they become idol, they go to OLYMPUS! Our first contestant is the famous demigod who endured 12 labors given to him by his cousin, Eurystheus, including bringing Cerberus from the Underworld to the Earth, stealing the Golden Apples from the Hespirides, and taming the Bull of Crete. Please welcome, HERACLES, SON OF ZEUS AND ALCEMENE!!!!

[Enter HERACLES, showing off his muscles]

Heracles: HELLO ARISTOTLE AND PEOPLE OF GREECE! I am Heracles, endurer of the 12 labors of Eurystheus, the strongest man -

Aristotle: Whatever! Now Heracles, why are you entering Greek Idol?

Heracles: Because I know that I am the best there is no doubt, so I should win!

Aristotle: We'll see about that! Now, how do you feel right now?

Heracles: I'm actually very nervous, Aristotle! But to help me calm down, I think about how good my voice is and I feel great!

Aristotle: Good luck!

[Heracles enters the singing room place]

Apollo: Yo Heracles, how's it been?

Aphrodite: Hi Heracles. [winks at Heracles and blows him kisses] I like your muscles.

Hades: Just get on with it! I have a date with Persephone soon!

Heracles: Hi, I'm going to sing "We Are the Champions".

Apollo: Okay.

Aphrodite: [giggles]

Hades: [groans]

Heracles: Ahem. [singing badly] IIIIIII AM THE CHAAAAAAAAAAAMPION!!!!!!!! MY FRIENDS! WEEEEEE ARE THE CHAAAAAAAAAAMPIONS! IIIIII AM THE CHAAAAAAAAAAAMPION!!!! GOOOOOOOONE ARE THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOSERS 'CAUSE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAAAAAAAAAAAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- [still singing OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

Hades: [mouth agape]

Aphrodite: [shivering]

Apollo: [sighing]

Heracles: [still singing badly] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Hades: [laughing] By far, that was the WORST singing ever! Why enter if you're about to lose Heracles?

Apollo: Yup, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with Bonehead over there! You are like, the WORST singer ever!

Aphrodite: Um...yeah, Heracles, you're really nice and sexy and muscular and all, but you are just a bad singer. We could still date, as long as you don't sing, okay?

Heracles: [nodding] Okay.




Aristotle: Well, I think the judges are done criticizing Heracles. Oh! Here he is now!

[Enter Heracles]

Heracles: [in a total wreck, crying his eyes out] But - [sniff] But I'm the best...why did they HATE me? [crying on Aristotle's shoulder]

Aristotle: Okay, then. Heracles wasn't accepted to Crete...on with the next contestant! HURRY!

Heracles: [still crying his guts out]

[goes on to the commercial break]  

[Red Soldier]

Ares, performing "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen, with fallen warriors as backup.  

[White Queen Amata]

Apollo: (after 2 more round of bad singing) I can't take this anymore. Hold on a sec...
Hades: Oh, no.
(Apollo gets up on stage)
Apollo:I shall now sing a song of my own compisition.. ahem.... la la la-la, la, la, la, I am Apollo, god of music and I know, I know, I know I'm the best...
Hades: Cut to commericial before this guy's crowned winner!  

[Groucho and Karl]

*Thanatos walks up on stage*

Aristotle: And now, Thanatos!

*Thanatos belts out 'Walking on Sunshine' in a really girly voice*

Apollo: Beautiful! Simply beautiful!

Aphrodite: Wow.

Hades: That was disturbing.

Thnatos is going to crete!(take a load of them apples Akherontis! razz )  

[White Queen Amata]

Aristole: Now, this guy's gonna sweep you off your feet... Orpheus!
Orpheus: I'd like to dedicate this song to.. this song to... (teary) Eurydice.
Hades sad groans)
Orpheus: I have been to the ends of the earth
And heard and played many beautful things
But you.. you're the most beautiful
To me
when the thread of your life was cut
I journeyed down to Hades and back
All for you
I journeyed to Hades and back
For you
I was only able to suceed
'Cause your sweet voice guided me
Your sweet voice guided me
The music that was stronger than death
The music that was stronger than death
It's love...
Hades: Why do you torture me so?
Aphrodite: Sing more, Orpheus. I like that song.
Hades: Really, I'm sorry Orpheus. It was your fault. You looked back.
Orpheus: How would you feel if you couldn't look at Persephone?
Hades: I'm Death. I can handle it. I can handle anything.
Orpheus: Oh, really? I could start singing again...
Hades: Um, no.
Apollo: If it helps, your mom's thinking of you.
Orpheus: Whatever.
Apollo: Okay... what about this? You're going to Crete!  

[Groucho and Karl]

Aristole:So far we have Thanny,*Ehem* Thanatos and Orpheus in crete!

Now...*Aristole is blown off the stage before he can say anything else*

Hades:now THERE is entertainment!

Zephros enters.

Zephros stands up there summons an air guitar(literally)

Starts playing and singing through the fire and flames by dragonforce

Apollo:it was okay.I still dont like you.
Aphrodite:You rock woot!
Hades:That was interesting.

Your going to crete!  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Aristotle: Our next contestant is ...... you'd better run for your life Apollo it's Artemis.
Hades: Now this'll be interesting.
Apollo: Sis what are you doing here? I haven't done anything to you lately.

Artemis: I'm here to take the limelight off of you and embarrass you i'm sure you remember the song River Lullaby? Well i'm going to sing it.
Sings it and makes Apollo whimper.

Apollo: Did you have to sing that one sis? You know what that song does to me.
Artemis: Yeas which is exactly why i sang it and since i'm your twin and have lived with you so long your musical talent has rubbed off on me a bit.

Hades: Your going to Crete just because I want to see what you'll do to your brother next.
Aphrodite: As much as I hate to admit it you have the voice so I have to agree your moving on to crete.
Artemis: thanks you see you in Crete my darling twin. Walks of plotting ways to embarass Apollo.  

[White Queen Amata]

I knew you were going to do Artemis! I just Knew it!
________________________________________________________

(Orpheus walks on stage)
Apollo: Orpheus, what are you doing here?
Aphrodite: You already made it to Crete.
Orpheus: I know. I just wanted to say something to Hades.
Hades: oh, brother.
Orpheus: If I win this, I'm getting Eurydice back. Deal? Or should I start singing...
Hades: (Groans)  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTESTANT IS DRUNK AND GRAPHIC THINGS HAPPEN IN THIS! READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!

Aristotle: Ooooooooookay then! Welcome back to GREEK IDOL!!!! So far we have Thanatos, Orpheus and Artemis goin' to Crete! Now we have another poor sap - I mean daring soul to enter this competition. Give it up foooooor...Silenus!!!

[Enter SILENUS]

Silenus: *super drunk* H-h-h-h-hiiiiiiiiiiiii MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! *hiccups*

Aristotle: Um...Silenus, why are you entering Greek Idol?

Silenus: Hmm? *belches* WOOT!!! *collapses* H-hey you over there! *points at a random member of the audience* Get me my a**! *laughs his head off*

Audience Person: *gets a donkey* ...Now what?

Silenus: *belches while laughing* Put mah bodeeeee on theee assss...*hiccups*

Audience Person: Thanatos please have mercy for I do not wish for his fat body to squash me. *lifts Silenus and puts him on the donkey* THANK THANATOS I SURVIVED!! *runs off*

Silenus: WOOT!! PARTY AT MY PLACE!!! *belches* WOOOOOOO! *laughs head off*

Aristotle: Well...at least I still get paid for this...*pushes Silenus and his a** to the stage*

Hades: I wish Silenus were mortal...

Aphrodite: He's so fat I think I'm gonna puke...

Apollo: Let's hope his voice sucks so we never have to see him again.

Silenus: THIS *belches* is dedicated *hiccups* to mah gewd ol' friend *belches for a really long time* uh...I forget...

Hades: Why am I a judge here again?

Aphrodite: To get paid while being entertained?

Hades: I get that in the Underworld, watching all the souls being tortured and seeing Persephone. Speaking of which, it's winter you know.

Aphrodite: No it's not.

Apollo: In the Southern Hemisphere it is.

Silenus: *yodels in one of those high pitched voices sung by female opera singers* I ATE LUNCH FOR BREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAKFASSSSSSSSSST!!! TOAST TASTES LIIIIIIIIKE FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!! APHRODITE LIIIIIIIIIKES TO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
Aphrodite: He has a point...

Silenus: *still yodeling* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!!! *vomits*

Aphrodite: *leaps into Apollo's lap* HOLD ME!!

Apollo: *embraces Aphrodite while holding her* Hehe, all right!

Hades: That's what Persephone said.

Silenus: IIIIIIII *vomits* LIKE *vomits* PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII - *vomits* - EE!!!*collapses*

Apollo: Oookay...Silenus, you have a pretty nice voice...but the burping, vomiting - well, the fact that you're always drunk ruins the image of the high pitched opera yodeling. I'd say yes if you weren't drunk.

Aphrodite: Ditto.

Hades: Um...only one word can sum this up: BLEEEECH!!

Apollo: So that's a no, Hades?

Hades: I NEVER want to see that...drunk thing again!

Silenus: *gets up* WOOT!! *slips on his vomit* I GIT TO STAY AND BE ALL DRUNK!!! *vomits* *leaves*

Aphrodite: *still in Apollo's arms* Well that scarred me for life.

Apollo: Yup.

Hades: Aphrodite, are you gonna do that thing you do - ?

Aphrodite: Yes.

Hades: Not now. *covers eyes and ears* Okay now.

Apollo: What?

Aphrodite: When I'm scarred for life I make out with the first hot guy I find.

Apollo: I'm not gonna ask...

Aphrodite: *starts making out with Apollo*



Aristotle: I think it's over...

[Enter SILENUS]

Silenus: *slightly covered in vomit* WOOO!!!

Aristotle: *winces* I take it you're going to Crete?

Silenus: NOO WAAAAAAAAAAYY!! PARTY AT MY PLACE!!

Aristotle: It's a good thing I don't drink as much as he does...well...We'll be back! And new rule: If you're ask drunk as Silenus and want to enter, YOU'RE GONNA BE SCARRED FOR LIFE!!