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 Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:07 am
So I was boating on the ocean and this guy was out on his wave rider thingy and was trying to impress me and his friends by doing some tricks. He wiped out. We laughed at him as he came back up and then this shark came out of nowhere and started chomping on him but then spit him back up. We were like "yo, what the french toast?" and he was like "oh sorry, I'm a vegitarian". and I was like "oh come off it, he doesn't even look like a vegitable, you're a liar" and he was all like "yes he does! Tell me he doesn't resemble a carrot." and I was all "hmm, you've got a point there with the life jackets being orange and all" and he was all like "yeah, and I don't have the best eyes, do you know how hard it is to get glasses? No optomitrist will even visit me! And it's not like I can go in for an appointment or anything." I nodded and appologized. He accepted and we exchanged numbers and I said I'd call, but you know I won't. That's not how I roll. I wait for them to call me.
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:04 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:25 pm
Haha, thanks. I liked it.
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