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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:10 pm
You know what sucks??? I went to Rite Aid just now... you know looking for my Gaia cash card... and what happens??? Hottie McHOTHOT is working the register. Not usually a problem, but today I happened to be in a hurry, so I didn't bother changing into cool clothes, I wore the same dirty clothes I had worn to work... On top of that I haven't shaved in like 2 weeks... because I'm lazy mostly.... AND I had sawdust in my hair from the afternoon.
BASICALLY I looked like a friggin bum. And I had to axe the Cash Card idea, to stop the embarrassment. So what do I do? I got for the Halloween candy that's on sale... I get Reese's because DUHH they're yummy.
And you'd think things would get better from there. They dont.
I go up, and they're all "yeah, it's $2.69". And I think 69... and I start thinking dirty thoughts... and then I look at em... and they're looking hot... and I freak out because I'm all "OMG THEY KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING!!"...
So what happens then?? My hands start shaking... and I happened to be paying with dollar coins, so I'm all there, with change, and my hands are shaking, so I'm pretty damned sure they can hear it.
SOO what must Hottie McHOTHOT think of me?? I'm a druggie, homeless guy, with the munchies... Not a great impression... so now I'm all mad at myself for being a loser who doesn't ALWAYS care about his looks.
MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF PEOPLE!!! Tell me about your failed encounters with hotties... MAKE ME NOT FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT!!!
****UPDATE****
I went to Rite Aid today with my cousin... I shaved... but Hottie McHOTHOT wasn't working. YET my cousin thought I was lying, and assumed Hotti was a guy, so he walked up to the guy behind the register. Long story short, the guy was straight, my cousin gave him his number anyways. My cousin is persistent like that.
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:17 pm
I was having lunch with the family on my birthday, and the waiter was pretty hawwwt... So my mom saw me staring at the waiter (who was named Wendell) and she was like "Imagine this, he lifts up his apron and..." yeah, think dirty, very dirty from then on. I started laughing, blushing, and actually thinking about it, I put my hood up and burried my face in my hands.
He came up to the table and was like "Does she want her plate...is she okay? Oh, okay." then he left. He kept staring at me when he would tend to my table.
X_X;
Why don't you just fresh up next time, then go to the store and be all nice and stuffs Buzzykun~? <3
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:26 pm
I actually don't react to people based on their looks. I mean sure, I could point out who I think looks better than others, but it wouldn't effect how I act or if I care what they think of me. I guess I'm glitched?
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:35 pm
GUCCI--EWWW, parents are friggin gross... talk2hand
What if there isn't a next time for me??? gonk
Watch, this is the last day for Hottie McHOTHOT... and I'll never see them again, all I'll have left is the horrible memory of this HORRIBLE, TERRIBLE day.
KITTY-- There ARE some people like that. But I've just had it smashed into my brain that first impressions are everything. gonk
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:44 pm
buzzkid24 GUCCI--EWWW, parents are friggin gross... talk2hand
What if there isn't a next time for me??? gonk
Watch, this is the last day for Hottie McHOTHOT... and I'll never see them again, all I'll have left is the horrible memory of this HORRIBLE, TERRIBLE day.
KITTY-- There ARE some people like that. But I've just had it smashed into my brain that first impressions are everything. gonk Then be like stalker mode. Durh. o.o
Betcha $5 he gonna be there tomorrow. :]
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:47 pm
Guccigirl247 buzzkid24 GUCCI--EWWW, parents are friggin gross... talk2hand
What if there isn't a next time for me??? gonk
Watch, this is the last day for Hottie McHOTHOT... and I'll never see them again, all I'll have left is the horrible memory of this HORRIBLE, TERRIBLE day.
KITTY-- There ARE some people like that. But I've just had it smashed into my brain that first impressions are everything. gonk Then be like stalker mode. Durh. o.o
Betcha $5 he gonna be there tomorrow. :]I can't become a friggin stalker... I don't know how to do that... gonk ... on top of the fact that I'd think it's way too weird, so I won't do it anyways.
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:00 pm
buzzkid24 Guccigirl247 buzzkid24 GUCCI--EWWW, parents are friggin gross... talk2hand
What if there isn't a next time for me??? gonk
Watch, this is the last day for Hottie McHOTHOT... and I'll never see them again, all I'll have left is the horrible memory of this HORRIBLE, TERRIBLE day.
KITTY-- There ARE some people like that. But I've just had it smashed into my brain that first impressions are everything. gonk Then be like stalker mode. Durh. o.o
Betcha $5 he gonna be there tomorrow. :]I can't become a friggin stalker... I don't know how to do that... gonk ... on top of the fact that I'd think it's way too weird, so I won't do it anyways. Fine. >.> Well, just go there tomorrow looking all fly~ you know this! Andandand just be like, "Oh hey!" and then go from there. :]
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:17 pm
LAWLZ!
Gucci - I can stalk them for Buzz and then hook them up ;D I want to see Hottie McHOTHOT.
I dont embarrass myself in front of hott guys because I am practically perfect in everyway, just like Mary Poppins cool heart
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:06 pm
I'm a ball of crazy and have spooked potential girlfriends in various ways. o_o Feel better about yourself, for you are not me.
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:15 pm
Well Buzz...
If it makes you feel any better...
It's happened a couple of times, where when I'm working, some hot girl will come in... And it's like, I look like crap in this stupid uniform (AZ uniforms look like K-mart's) and bleh... Yeah, I'll prolly wind up helping her like the sucker I am... and gone.
._.
And even though I got to college... I really don't have many friends there... and none of them are girls...
Bleh.
Feel better Buzz! You still have a chance! ^_^
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:44 am
Sibeiko Well Buzz... If it makes you feel any better... It's happened a couple of times, where when I'm working, some hot girl will come in... And it's like, I look like crap in this stupid uniform (AZ uniforms look like K-mart's) and bleh... Yeah, I'll prolly wind up helping her like the sucker I am... and gone. ._. And even though I got to college... I really don't have many friends there... and none of them are girls... Bleh. Feel better Buzz! You still have a chance! ^_^ That doesn't make me feel good... But it makes me forget I have a problem though... since now I'm thinking more about how you need to get some hotties more than me. So I guess it kinda helps xd
EZZY-- OK... xd ... girls are so hard to get with... FOR REALS... >.>
DOREEN-- K NO... and you don't know which Rite Aid... since there are like 3 in this town... 2 of which are less than 3 minutes away from my house. And no... you're not >.>
GUCCI-- I can't do that... I have to wait at least 3 days... just to make myself seem less loser-like >.>
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