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 Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:01 pm
Post your jokes here. Nothing vulgar or offensive.
How many Vendors does it take screw in a light bulb?
FIVE
One skim the MP for a good deal on a light bulb.
One to buy the light bulb.
One to borrow the bulb, put it Back in the MP and make some gold off of it.
One to buy it back and install it.
And one to uninstall the bulb to save gold on electricity.
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:01 pm
LONG LIVE THE DRAGONSTRIPERS!!!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:38 pm
A GCDer, a CBer and a Vendor walk into a bar.
The GCDer flames the bartender for posting in the wrong forum, and directs him to Barton Town.
The CBer jumps on the first half-vampire/werewolf/demon character he sees, and spends the rest of his one-sided RP in illiterate bliss.
The Vendor makes use of the commotion both are causing to skim the MP for a good deal on the drinks, buy the drinks, put it back in the MP to make some gold off it, buy it back to sell to the bartender, then buy it from the bartender to smash against the bar and burn for insurance.
The bartender throws them all out, shouting, "what is this - a JOKE?!"
THIS SEGMENT WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY A DRAGONSTRIPER
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