Howdy. I'll tell you what happened. I don't know where you left off so I'll recap the entire thing!
Smallville condensed version
Season 1
So one day, a little girl named Lana decides to dress up when it isn't Halloween and then all of a sudden lots and lots of rocks fall out of the sky killing people. A little boy drops out of the sky and the Kent family is like "OMG! We have a son now!"
Couple years laterLittle boy is a big boy now. He is an alien named Clarkie who has powers and stuff like that. Introduce two best friends who don't matter so much six years from now: Chloe and Pete.
We meet Lana and her boyfriend
Flash Gordan Whitney. Clark is all like "i love lana, must have lana, gimme lana" And that is about it.
Clarkie gets hit by a really pretty car driven by a really bald guy named Lex. They become friends... I think.
Oh, there was a bunch of creepy powered up people who wanted to kill Lana too. But don't worry, she doesn't die yet. Spoiler: She doesn't die EVER.
Season 2
Lana and Clarkie are together.... or were they just friends... no I'm sure they were together... wait I don't think they were... well they were on TV a lot.
Throw in some stuff about Clarkie's alien planet.
Um... Yay Christopher Reeve!
Some more powered up crazy people who want to kill Lana.
Oh yes now I remember. Clark and Lana are together but they lie and Chloe gets mad and cries and becomes evil, not Lana season 7 evil, but kinda evil and goes to Lionel.
Clark and Lana break up cause he leaves. We'll see a rerun of this later.
Er... I have to go but I will finish the recap later!
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