Mad Dog is seen sitting alone in a dark room. He is shirtless, revealing scars and tattoos all over his torso. He is seen taking a long drag on a joint as the camera comes on. Mad Dog looks at the camera and finally notices it's on as he jumps up and hides his jay quickly.
Exhaling smoke on the camera, Mad Dog grins.
"Natural pain killer. It's a shame I lost my short term memory on this stuff, but here's what I remember."
Mad Dog sits again, seeming to be deep in thought.
"I remember starting in Speed. I'd made a name for myself in other companies, but I apparently wasn't good enough for the main roster of EEW, so I was sent to the minor leagues."
Mad Dog smiles as he pats his Television Championship that's on his shoulder.
"I remember quickly winning the Speed Championship and becoming the first graduate, the MVP of Speed, proving booking and creative wrong, just like I would go on to do many times later. Anyway, I didn't fully leave Speed because I stuck around to be the general manager, but I remember demanding to be referred to as commissioner instead. I brought in a lot of my RWA pals and we wreaked some havoc on that place for a few weeks, declaring it RWA Speed. Those were some good times."
Mad Dog turns around for a moment as smoke is seen wafting through the air. Turning towards the camera, he continues.
"After Speed, I had some good times on the main roster. CwP and Jarel were feuding for the EEW Championship, so I remember my PPV and main roster debut - I was pulled out of a Speed title match by Mick Foley. People were curious where I went, but it was obvious in the main event when I debuted, climbing over the cage to interfere in CwP's title match, helping him retain his belt in his match against Jarel."
Mad Dog looks up for a moment, rubbing his eyes.
"Our reunion didn't last long because management had a problem with CwP, so he left soon afterwards and I was on my lonesome. This is where I really excelled and showed everyone what I was all about. Winning briefcases full of money, wrecking hardware stores, winning the TV Championship... it's been pretty fresh."
Throwing his hair back and out of his face, he continues.
"And now we're to the present day. What does the future hold in store for Mad Dog in EEW? Well, I have an apprentice that I'm teaching everything to. I have titles to compete for. EEW is my playground and I'm a god damn bully. You want to know what's in store for not only Mad Dog, but EEW in general? The end. EEW's days are numbered, because I'm going to be the man to put the company down. For every good memory I have here, there's 2 bad ones. EEW - I'm Mad Dog and this is my yard. Happy ******** birthday."
Mad Dog springs out of the chair in a flash, knocking the camera backwards as the screen goes fuzzy.
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