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~HOW TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE~

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Marionette-Meister
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:56 am


1.) Be sure to have plenty of guns and a $#!+ load of ammo.

2.) Make sure you have a ton of non-perishable foods: ramen, cup of noodels, twinkys, M.R.E.s (Meals Ready to Eat), ect.

3.) Be D@MN SURE you have a constant supply of CLEAN water, or have LOTS AND LOTS of bottled water.

4.) Be sure to have a first aid kit with EVERYTHING you would ever need to fix yourself, or anyone else up.

5.) Alcohol is NOT essential, but it's a good idea to have. You can use it to disinfect wounds, OR for molotov cocktails biggrin

6.) Be sure that where you live is high off the ground (like an apartment building). This means the zombies will be farther away from you (the enterances can be easily blocked with furniture).

7.) Having a back-up generator is a VERY VERY VERY VERY good idea. With zombies hobbling amok, there probably wont be anyone to keep the electricity going. Oh yeah, solar panels are also a good idea.

8.) Gasoline and road flares are good/fun thing to have on hand. They'er great for zombie "barbecues", and for making a signal big enough that someone will, notice it (in short, RESCUE!).

If you follows this guide, you should be able to survive a Zombie apocalypse with dying from dehydration, starvation, infection, or dismemberment.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:51 pm


Well, my friends and I do sometimes have half-serious philosophic debates on topics like these, and I do wish to bring this up:

If There is one of the large bulk food stores (example, Sam's Club, Walmart, Cosco, etc) then see about getting in there before the zombies do; most of these places have miminal entrances, tons of backup generators that can keep going for months (some a rumored to not use outside resources) and with the vast amount of food avaible to you, it shouldn't be that hard to survive.

Weadge


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:25 pm


Also remember that zombies tend to be slow, dim-witted and not at all organized. Use this to your advantage. While it is true they cannot bleed to death, it's easy to remove limbs from their rotting bodies, and if the head is removed, it's usually Game Over for them... unless there's a necromancer controlling the bodies.
PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:50 am


If you want to survive a zombie apocalypse, or how to exterminate an outbreak of zombies, then there is a book that you can buy (which I recently did) titled "The Zombie Survival Guide". It's an awsome book (which is something I rarely say) and worth a read. Here is a four tips from it.

1) Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
2) The crowbar is the best blunt weapon that you can use.
3) Don't "rock n' roll", just shot 'em in the head.
4) Stealth is your best friend.

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