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MY Mother Was A Saint!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:00 am


Too bad she's not fictional... she could have had a better rank.
Also I would like to state the Hatticus, who has had no previous introduction and shall not be explained, is in fact a a saint.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 6:53 am


What saintly acts qualify her?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:09 pm


was she yummy, and most delicious?
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:32 pm


or moist and squishy?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:59 pm


My dad got a cop to hold his wang so he could piss while cuffed. He also pissed in a cop's boots once in his twenties and got away with it. I think those two acts qualify him for possible sainthood.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:14 pm


Hazgarn
My dad got a cop to hold his wang so he could piss while cuffed. He also pissed in a cop's boots once in his twenties and got away with it. I think those two acts qualify him for possible sainthood.

does waking up with several road signs from a fairly busy street after a night of heavy drinking (and not in a jail cell) qualify someone for sainthood? if so, i know this guy who is a definite saint. one of the signs he took wasn't taken off the post, but was actually uprooted from the ground and carried a block to another person's house. then carried back to its original location once it was discovered the sign couldn't be removed.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:05 pm


I was a Saint... and then I decided that being a High Priestess would be more fun. :3
PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:52 am


How do we know she isn't fictitious? How do we know you aren't fictitious?

Can we pass any Bulls denying all existence of ourselves?, or would that come with free excommunication?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:30 pm


Imber
How do we know she isn't fictitious? How do we know you aren't fictitious?

Can we pass any Bulls denying all existence of ourselves?, or would that come with free excommunication?


Because a wise man on a mountain told us so, ditto, yes, and no, respectively.
PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 1:48 am


I agree.
With... Everything said so far.

Everything

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