Late last night, the terrorist known only by his moniker "Guy Fawkes Himself" made a daring pantry raid-- I said PANTRY!! Anyway, he made a daring pantry raid that alleviated Gaian officials of several hundred pounds of pancake batter.

Interestingly, reports claim that Mr. Fawkes.... I mean.... the terrorist was working with an accomplice, a mysterious woman in black. Police are baffled as to the identity of this woman, but why shouldn't they be when almost a year later they still have no idea who "Guy Fawkes Himself" really is. Maybe I shouldn't have said that... back to you, Steve!