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I'm going to enter the Avatar Arena and I wanted some help choosing the description I use. Could you vote please?:

A:
Hi, I'm the love doctor. Everything was going well. I was running my operation from my basement with a healthy "patient" base. I inspected and "satisfied" my patients with my trusty doctor tools. Unfortunately here I am being hauled off to jail and on the news for "Malpractice." So a few people died, I was just doing my job.

B:
This just in: Police have finally caught the mysterious "love doctor." Discovered to have been operating from his basement, the Love Doctor, as he calls himself, was discovered when one of his "patients" was able to call the police before being "inspected" to death. The Doctor wished to remain unseen on TV, but had a wide grin through the arrest. Needless to say, malpractice is the last thing this "Doctor" needs to be concerned with.

C:
We interrupt you daily programming for this important report:
The "Love Doctor" is still on the loose. Many believe they have seen him however none have been able to catch him. The alarm comes from the disappearance of young women across the Tristate region. Suspected to operate from the safety of his basement, it is said that he restrains his "patience" and "inspects" them, before being "discharged." However no bodies have been found. We have included from what our professional sketch artists. Said to be seen with only a flash light and a magnifying glass, his face can only be described as having an ear to ear grin.

*shrug* maybe I'm just too cryptic with it. but that's why the custom option is in there ^_^ to get some second thoughts or suggestions. I was also just thinking of a creepy pervert who thinks he's a love doctor going around looking at people, lifting skirts, etc.