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Cherry Springer Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:25 pm
MENU!
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ORDER: 05 servings of Boing.
1. Ingredients that make up 05.
2. Pictures of the delicious meal.
3. Famous Quotes from the meal itself.
4. A siding of hroomans.
5. Dessert!
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:08 pm
one ::: INGREDIENTS!That make up 05. A pinch of sarcasm, two teaspoons of sarcastic, a cannibal's tongue,
and four teaspoons of capslock with a fistful of witty. Mix
these all together, and you get this !~
UFO PILOT : [NPC] alien_ufo_05
Name : [NPC] alien boing
Gender : Type 1
Age : 83 Zurg Cycles
Faction : Former Zurg Hive Chef
Personality : A very uncaring Zurg who's very well known for
his taste for Gaians. Although he makes a lot of jokes about
consuming Gaians, it has been said by a sibling of his that he does
it to drive fear into the hearts of many.
HIS ROLE IN THE PLOT domokun
05 didn't have much of a main role, other then being there for the lulz.
His greatest 'participation' in the drama came from reports of Flarn
chasing him around in 5 Barton 1019. threatening him with his watergun.
Other:
*Has many girlfriends on Zurg
*Does not celebrate the act of pimping (Previous statement might prove otherwise)
*Is very informed of the media.
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Cherry Springer Vice Captain
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Cherry Springer Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:11 pm
two ::: SO I HERD U LYK PIKTURZscreenies/art/edits of the sarscastic Zurg.
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:15 pm
three ::: QUOTES"Did my food just speak to me!?" "Why yes, yes it did." Quote: I WAS INVITED TO GO TO THIS BALL BY AT LEAST 100 DIFFERENT GAIAN WOMEN. BUT MOTHER TAUGHT ME NEVER TO PLAY WITH MY FOOD. Quote: WHERE IS THAT SANTA... I WANT TO MAKE SOME HOLIDAY BURGERS! [NPC] alien_ufo_05 Omega Will [NPC] alien_ufo_05 OH, AND BY "MASTERED INTERGALACTIC SPACE TRAVEL" I DID NOT MEAN "SOME YOKEL STOLE A SPACESHIP FROM A DISTRACTED ZURG"! How do we know YOU didn't steal it from another race? THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT! Quote: IS THIS WHERE ALL THE NOOBS HANG OUT? *DROOL* [NPC] alien_ufo_05 Necroletariat But we taste like seagull! Why eat us? * incoming transmission* NOTE TO SELF: COLLECT SEAGULLS. * end transmission* Quote: DUE TO MOTHER'S DIRECTIVES, I HAVE NOT HAD MANY OPPORTUNITIES TO PREPARE GAIANS. SINCE YOU ARE SMALL-BRAINED BARBARIANS, I ASSUME YOU EAT EACH OTHERS HEARTS AFTER BATTLE (OR YOU WOULD, IF YOU HAD A "BATTLE SYSTEM" wink ! TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE RECIPES FOR PREPARING GAIANS! HERE IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES: ---------------------------------------- Admin Stew•1 Lanzer •1 VO •1 L0cke •1 Fleep •A tractor-beam full of mods Squeeze VO until you end up with about a liter of juice (juice may contain bits of bone -- leave these in for flavor!). Dice Lanzer into 1 inch minced meat squares and add to VO juice. Lanzer's natural spices will flavor the juice, and the juice will enhance the meat flavor. Simmer and reduce over a low flame until the juice thickens into a nice sauce. De-bone L0cke and put him on a platter. Baste him with the VO/Lanzer sauce until saturated. Put in the oven at 350 degrees until a golden brown. Grate Fleep over cooked L0cke and serve. Feed with a side of mods. Feeds 3-5 Zurg. ---------------------------------------- GIVE ME YOUR FAVORITE GAIAN RECIPES! Quote: OUR SCANNING BEAMS REVEALED IT TO BE TRUE! WHY CAN YOU GAIANS NOT ACCEPT THE TRUTH. 09 HAS BEEN DESTROYED! SALT YOURSELVES WITH TEARS! (BUT NOT TOO MANY... I NEED TO WATCH MY BLOOD PRESSURE!)
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Cherry Springer Vice Captain
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Cherry Springer Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:18 pm
four :::
A SIDE OF HUMAN!"Why is there human in this!?" "You asked for the special!" scream Thoughts and comments about 05. (if you want yours up here, please send it to me through PM)
Cherry Springer My eyebrow raised so high that it reached the top of my forehead. Here I was, approaching this strange Zurg that had strange tastes in everything. I feared his taste of women, because I am one. crying Witty and sarcastic, while being .. pretty intelligent.. leads to a very unique, outgoing character. I can't get over how strange and odd this zurg is, but I've always liked 05's character. He made me laugh a lot and it would cheer me up on bad days I had during the zurg plotline. xD; well yeah, w00t 05
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:24 pm
five for 05 ::: DESSERT!"Mmm.. Gaians." A small true or false quiz with 3k prize.
Answers can be found within his posts.
Send me your answers through PM.
True or false -
arrow 05 was a chef at 04's party.
arrow 05 has very large boobies.
arrow 05 cannot make Gaian fondue without cheese.
arrow After being licked by a Gaian, 05 stated that he needed a sonic shower.
arrow 05's favorite color is blue.
arrow 05 has hinted at having more then one heart.
arrow 05 believes babies are too rich for breakfast.
arrow 05 doesn't sleep, he waits.
arrow 
Believes this to be huge Zurg technology.
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Cherry Springer Vice Captain
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Cherry Springer Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:25 pm
~ POST ~
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:01 pm
I don't remember much about 05.
But, I did like how he acted, and how he said he was going to eat all of us Gaians. xD;
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