"Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it."
~Max Frisch

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."
~Douglas Adams

"None but a coward dares to boast that he has never known fear."
~Ferdinand Foch


7: Thus why so many people on the internet rarely leave their house and are generally virgins.

8: Mind you, this was written at least 10 years before Dubya, by an Englishman, and in the context of a novel.

9: I am unfamiliar with this sort of thing, but it sounds cool.