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Here are some poems I just thought up...They're supposed to be funny, well some of them. Please tell me what you like, and post yours too.

Hermione was not bold
When it came to love
She had never told
Anyone how
She felt.

However, one night,
She felt the time was right
To go to her true love
And tell him.
If he might,
Blush,
Stutter,
or gush into tears,
Hermione will have
Conquered her upmost fears.






Pumpkin Pasties

Ever had,
Pumpkin Pasties?
The pumpkinie flavor,
To make them so tasty?
The Sugar Cookie Dough,
Please excuse me...oh...
Just took a bite
Deliciousness filling my mouth tonight!




Polyjuice Potion

Don't drink
Polyjuice Potion.
It'll turn you into something
That you may not want to see.
An ostrich,
A cat,
A snake
or a bee.
Animals, or humans

It's probably not going to turn out right
Or you'll end up like Hermione, one night
A long tail,
Big ears
Whiskers from her nose,
A face very pale.

But wait!
That's not a pale face!
It's white fur!
Yes, white fur!
Right thur, right thur!
On her face!

She really should,
Get some cream.



Buckbeak


Buckbeak
Almost got killed
No, not grilled
Chopped up
Into two big peices
Then to be served,
At the table.

Smothered in onions,
And cut into peices
Big peices
Oh so big peices

Ah, but what?
It's the plot!
Of Snape!
Snape the Ape!
He plans to choke Dumbledore
With the enourmous peice
Of Buckbeak...

Dumbledore opened wide
Yes, very wide
Wide eyed, he gulped down.




Potions



Potions class is the worst class
Say it is fun and i'll go kick your
Grass is more interesting, then potions itself
Yes, much more interesting.

The green texture?
What not to love!
But potions
Is red
Blood red

What the hell did Snape put in it!
Harry said when he took a gulp.
He began throwing things around
Like a troll.
There were two bottles on his desk.
One marked-Potions
One marked-InstaTroll






These are really retarded, but I felt like doing them. What's your favorite?

Yeah me too, but I liked the last poem xd

They''re very entertaining. ^^

The idea of the poems are great.

I wote a poem once. I lost it though. It was about Harry loving Hermione and her likeing him back. But I like the first and last ones

They are really good poems. Good Work biggrin