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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:42 pm
granted, but your trees only grow pennies
i wish i was able to talk with animals and plants
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:04 pm
granted but you forgot how to speak human in place of it and wand up in the happy home cause people think you've gone crazy @.@ i wish the i can fly to utah with out having to paying hundreds for a ticket
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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:33 pm
Granted! You get a tcket from a cut rate airline for less than $100, but the flight will take three times as long and you will be riding as cargo!
I wish that my cat would quit destroying my computer mice!
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:42 am
granted, but now your cat has his/her sight on destroying your computer's power cord gonk
i wish that i could have more self-esteem sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:57 pm
Granted! Your self esteem increases so much that you are now a raving egomaniac!
I wish that I could find my two missing guitars.
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:42 pm
Granted! But it turned out a family of ferrets had made a nest out of one of the guitars and are not too happy about relocating...
I wish my luggage could pack and unpack itself.
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 11:29 am
Granted! When it packs itself, it stuffs all of your things randomly inside, making them all wrinkly. When it unpacks itself it tosses your things all over the floor....
I wish that I didn't have to do laundry today...
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Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:55 am
granted! however, today one of your aromatherapy candles over-turns and sets your house ablaze and rids you of all of your clothes...so you don't have to do laundry today after-all gonk
i wish had some reeses' peanut butter cups to eat whee
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 9:56 pm
Granted! All of the foodstuff in your house turns into Reese's Cups. Now you have plenty of them to eat, but you don't have anything else!
I wish that I had an endless supply of Dr. Pepper...
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 2:18 pm
granted; however, every drink from now on that you drink tastes like dr. pepper gonk
i wish i could time travel
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