I HATE YOU YOU ARE SO MEAN TO THE ANIMALS AND YOUR GRANDMA SHE TOLD ME YOU PUT A ROCK IN HER MASHED POTATOES I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THAT I MEAN WTF THAT'S ******** UP YOU WANT TO GO TO HELL I DON'T BELIEVE IN HELL BUT YOU'RE STILL GOING THERE BECAUSE YOU KICKED THAT BABY AT THE PLAYGROUND AND HIS MOM WAS GOING TO SUE YOU BUT YOU GAVE HER A FALSE NAME AND HER LAWYER SUED GEORGE BUSH INSTEAD SO YOU GOT AWAY THAT TIME BUT SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN SOON SO WATCH YOUR BACK BECAUSE THAT BUS IS SPEEDING AT YOU WHILE YOU'RE CROSSING THE STREET THAT OLD MAN GOT HIT BY A TOMATO ONCE AND THEN HE NEVER COULD WALK AGAIN BUT YOU LAUGHED AT HIM YOU SICK ******** WHEN YOU'RE IN THE BATHROOM HE WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE WITH HIS MONSTER WHEELCHAIR AND KILL YOU WITH A KNIFE AND MAKE CHEESE WITH YOUR BRAIN EWW I DON'T WANT TO EAT THAT CHEESE BUT HE WILL FEED IT TO THE STREET BUMS 'CAUSE THE DRUGS WILL MAKE IT TASTE GOOD DO YOU DO DRUGS BECAUSE THEY ARE BAD AND YOU ARE BAD SO I WAS WONDERING LIKE NO OFFENSE BUT YOU DON'T NEED DRUGS MAN BECAUSE YOU ARE ALREADY ******** UP LIKE WOAH SO ONE DAY I SAW YOU BY THE CORNER BY MAIN AND FOURTH AND YOU WERE DRINKING THE RAIN WATER AGAIN AND THE POLICE TOLD YOU TO STOP BUT YOU WOULDN'T SO THEY BEAT YOU IN THE HEAD AND YOU BIT THEIR ELBOWS AND CHIPPED A TOOTH YOUR DENTIST HATES YOU NOW BECAUSE HE THINKS YOU ARE STUPID SO PAY THE BILL AND SELL YOUR HOUSE IDIOT OKAY SO THE DOG IN THE MOON GOT MAD ONE DAY AND POOPED AND THE POOP FELL ON YOUR HEAD AND GOT ALL IN YOUR HAIR BUT AT LEAST YOU WEREN'T LOOKING AT THE STARS OR IT WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN YOUR EYE AND YOU WOULD BE BLIND NOW AND YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO READ THIS AND YOU NEED TO READ THIS BECAUSE IT'S EDUCATIONAL AND WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE MANS SO READ IT WELL AND THEN READ IT AGAIN FIFTY MILLION TIMES OKAY BECAUSE THIS WILL HELP YOU DON'T KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE THERE IS HOPE IF AND ONLY IF YOU READ THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND UNDERSTAND ALL OF IT AND SWEAR BY IT AND MEMORIZE IT AND WRITE IT ALL OVER YOUR BEDROOM WALLS AND HAVE IT TATTOOED TO YOUR ARM SO YOU CAN CHEAT ON THE TESTS AND WIN ALL THE MONEYS BUT DON'T LET THE TEACHERS CATCH YOU OR YOU WILL FAIL LIFE AND BE SENT TO URANUS AND THAT PLACE ISN'T NICE TRUST ME BECAUSE THE TRAVEL AGENT SAYS IT SMELLS STINKY THERE SO I DECIDED NOT TO GO SO I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO GO EITHER SO DON'T LET THE TEACHERS CATCH YOU JUST MEMORIZE THE DAMN THING ALREADY IT'S NOT THAT HARD BECAUSE THE SLUG DID IT BUT THEN IT FELL INTO THE SALT AND DIED SO YOU ARE THE ONLY HOPE LEFT DON'T MAKE GOD CRY IF YOU HAVE ANY COMPASSION YOU WILL DO THIS AND THIS MESSAGE ISN'T A STUPID NOOB THING THAT GIVES YOU LOTS OF GOLD BY POSTING A HUGE WALL OF TEXT THIS IS REAL SO DO IT OR YOU WILL DIE AND THE GHOST BOY WILL VISIT YOU AT NIGHT SO TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS BUT DON'T MAKE THIS A CHAIN LETTER BECAUSE IT'S NOT BECAUSE THAT VIOLATES THE TOS AND WE DON'T WANT THAT BUT WE DO WANT YOU TO BE SAVED SO YOUR GRANDMA DOESN'T PUT YOU IN THE DOG POUND WITH YOUR LITTLE BROTHER BECAUSE SHE HATES YOU BECAUSE YOU PUT THAT ROCK IN HER POTATOES AND SHE NEVER FORGAVE YOU SO THE BABY KARATE CHOPPED YOUR HEAD AND PUNISHED YOU FOR BEING MEAN TO OLD PEOPLE BUT YOU WERE ALL WTF 'CAUSE THE BABY VIEWS YOU AS OLD AND HE JUST CHOPPED YOU SO YOU KICKED THE BABY TO THE SUN SO IT BURNED AND DIED PAINFULLY AND THE DOCTORS COULDN'T SAVE IT SO THE JUDGE POUNDED THE TABLE WITH HIS FISTS AND THE JURY SCREAMED FOR YOU TO DIE BECAUSE THE WORLD HATES YOUR GUTS AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO LIKES YOU IS YOU AND YOU LIKE YOURSELF SO MUCH THAT YOU MARRIED YOURSELF AND YOU HAVE TWO RINGS ON YOUR LEFT RING FINGER AND YOUR HONEYMOON WAS INTERESTING TO SAY THE LEAST SO THIS PERSON LAUGHED AT YOU AND YOU CRIED BECAUSE THE BLACK CAT CLAWED YOUR LEGS AND ATE YOUR FLESH BECAUSE BLACK CATS CAN BE EVIL TO CRAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU SO THEY DID THAT BECAUSE THEY HAD AN ATTACK PLAN FOR YOU AND THEY FOUND YOU IN THE STREET ONE DAY AND ATTACKED HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW YOU BETTER TELL YOUR GRANDMA SORRY AND KISS THE SUN EVERYDAY FOR THAT POOR BABY AND ADOPT A BLACK CAT AND SEND THE OLD MAN IN THE WHEELCHAIR FLOWERS OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN BECAUSE I READ YOUR HOROSCOPE AND IT SAID IF YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME YOU WILL DIE AND IT WILL BE PAINFUL AND YOU WILL REGRET IT SO LISTEN TO ME FOR YOUR OWN GOOD OR I WILL SHOVE THE MARSHMELLOWS IN YOUR EARS AND MAKE THE RABBIT EAT THE EARWAX BECAUSE EARWAX IS MAGICAL AND WILL MAKE THE RABBIT FLY AND THEN YOU'LL THINK IT'S THE DRUGS BUT DON'T DO DRUGS BECAUSE THEY ARE BAD I ALREADY TOLD YOU SEE YOU'RE NOT LISTENING AND THE BAD THING WILL HAPPEN AND IF YOU BUG THE s**t OUT OF ME I WILL EXPLODE AND KILL YOU AND THAT IS BAD TO SO JUST LISTEN OKAY SO WHEN THE POLICE ARE ASKING YOU IF YOU SAW THE LITTLE CHILDREN KICK THEM IN THE SHIN AND SCREAM REALLY LOUD BECAUSE POLICE CAN BE BAD TOO DON'T TRUST THEM JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE A UNIFORM BECAUSE ONE TIME THIS POLICE OFFICER CHOPPED UP A WHALE AND THAT WAS JUST WRONG AND PETA SUED HIS a** DOWN TO CHINA TOWN AND NOW HE READS MOBY d**k TO THE LITTLE CHILDREN AT SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:43 pm
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Don't want to scare them too much Ipo! They might cry! surprised
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