I'm naming it "pickles".
And then if I get a dog, I'm naming it "Nipples"
And if I get a hamster, I'm naming it "Weenie"
And if I get a bunny, I'm naming it "Yogurt"
And if I get a snake, I'm naming it "Worm"
And if I get a lizard, I'm naming it "Fluffy"
And if I get a rice cooker, I'm naming it "Orgasm"
And if I get a coffee maker, I'm naming it "Slut"
And if I get a boyfriend, I'm calling it "Betchcake"
And if I get a tree, I'm naming it "Microwave"
And if I have a kiddo, and it's a boy, I'm naming him "Loki" or "Azazel"
And if I have a kiddo, and it's a girl, I'm naming her "Dementia" or "Sam"
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I want me sum animals.
Maybe not kiddos.
But atleast I have names for everything.
