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Latkes

PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:50 am


VOLUME y0R - CHAPTER ♪ ♫ ♪

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Cup tape-measures combing buttons of the porcelain donkey driving a flower cart. Organ papers glow like moths and visit Hell for a little while to sample the multi-colored pencils. The vase of Canadian pennies finds itself strangely attracted to the subwoofers of the tissue box god. If only there had been an alas, but alas, it had gone fishing and could not be found for three entire days.

Three entire moonstone mice stacks of books photo frames smirking taped walls with wire matting flickering giant centipede cotton balls for brains and duct tape for liver a smooth dying duck washed down with a shot of milk and pistol's breath bottled in Italy under great duress bookshelf painted ceiling collapse of Rome.

Egg shells pretty downed by docks wharf-side next of kin, singly drops in scales of waxing wanders silky windmill plastic slide bat wings belfry in the shifting feather blue or unhaps spikes green curling exotic India retreat?

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NOTE: Please contribute pertinent excerpts, as I am working hard on locating and cataloging the great texts of nonsense that were lost and scattered in the Big Reasoning Plague of Ipswip, and I could use some assistance.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:00 am


Dearest Dertrude of Hispanic Origin,

How goes life at the sugar-plantain
with Papa-de-Mio's laxing rule? I expect
the butterflies are swarming and being a
general annoyance. Our lovely quail, Soh,
has laid another batch of eggs. Her last three
broods are still running free through the manor's
vast marble expanse. The gardener is
red with fury from all the droppings he's
scraped off the floor. I hope your
lavender pair of gloves are still in working
order. I shall come for you in my
bathtub when the tree's leaves are all
red and gold. Await me, my dear.

With utmost feeling,
The Man in the Bush

Latkes


Latkes

PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:07 am


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H e l l o ! I a m n o t r e a l .

-Even worse.

I h o l d t h e s e c r e t o f t h e p e n t a c l e .

-What is the key hole?

A B C D

-What? How?

Y a y !

-Excuse me?

D E A R

-Pardon?

_D E A R D E A R D E A R
D E A R D E A R D E A R
_D E A R D E A R D E A R

-Ah s**t! Shitshitshit DeAmn it my DrAnsmiisisEoR !!! D
R E A D E A ithinD i
_D E A R D E A R D E A R
D E A R D E A


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:48 am


A rare photograph of Nonsense Librarians investigating texts. The following caption was found written in cursive on the back of the photograph:

"The quest for nonsense continues."


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Lebki

PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:21 am


I don't know what's going on, but I like it.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:13 pm


“Hey guys,” said Sam, “Do you wanna go to Lawnchair Island, Hawaii?”

“Okay,” said Felix.

“Okay,” said Jonas.

“Okay,” said Sevashtin.

“Okay,” said Dr. Lesha.

“Okay,” said Salvatore.

“Okay,” said Starlet Miles.

“Okay,” said ice cream.

“Why am I last? Even after ICE CREAM?” said Sir Kite.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:33 am


Thirteen days after the rbbldbblr arrived with its clean-up cup, the placid acid evacuation station yet smelled like fish.

Meanwhile above and beyond the sight of trouble arriving toting bland buckets of sorely distilled used rainwater, a bold blue banner declared 'THIS SAID.'

Elbowing its way slightly backward, rbbl declared, "THERE SHALL BE A PICNIC."

The cup, it placed upon the ground where all space necessary to reclaim unfrozen tenacious turmoil could be found.

The guests began appearing, one by three; as the claxtillacious custom had fortuitously declared, no head was spared the dripping of the sap from yonder tree.

"What then?" said she of the Legends, who had come to tend to undone minions of powerless pentacles painted red.

But no proximitous voice resounded other than the timeless chiming of the purple clocks within her plastic head.

And thus the waiting did commence beside the rambunctious fence while the fated fares of dying dogs warmed the souls of fallen logs cast apart from intemperate innocence by the effervescent scent of sillyfish

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