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 Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 9:51 pm
The Bulletin Board A board in Jan's townhouse reads...:The Bulletin Board (o) Residents (besides Jan)
00Tsuzuki Asato, Wolf
00Atticus, Coon Beta
00Arthur, Pestilence (Rat)
00Madison Square Garden, Unicorn
00Edmund, Coon
00Oliver Wolfe, Wolf
00Marks, Demon
00Alexander R. Sanders, Angel (Robin)
(o) Notice
00All new residents are required to fill out 'the survey'.
(o) Notice
00Grocery Duty is all yours, 'sato. Any more apple pie for dinner, though, and I swear...
00No more detergent on the stairs Atticus, seriously.
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 1:04 am
Tsuzuki AsatoLogin name?
Jan "the Verse" Liunerav
Password?
**************
Welcome Jan.
Compose.
Send.
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From: "Jan" janitor@universe.com
To: "A. Tsuzuki" apple-pie@meifu.net
Subject: Survey
>>Guess what, 'sato? Fun! Fill it out or I revoke all sweets rights, capish? Good puppy.
NAME: Tsuzuki Asato
NICKNAMES: Tsuzuki, Tsu-chan, hardly anyone calls me Asato or other variations though that's the chosen name from Jan o_O... I also respond to "Baka.", but in that case usually only to 'soka.
SEX: I am a manly man! *is coughed at* *sniff*
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Maybe 'living' isn't the right word... And it's also a bit complicated right now because it's not what it was a couple months ago, all because of one teeny little mistake involving a book. It wasn't on purpose, okay? ;_; Right, Jan's pretty decent--she puts up with me and doesn't call me stupid, at least. Get lots of 'clumsy's though. Room all to myself, which is kind of sad but privacy is nice. Not too far from raven's Nest either, which is good... kind of >_>
HEIGHT: I--do not know that, as a matter of fact. Somewhere in the ballpark of six feet seems a good enough guess.
EYES: Purple, or any other number of poetic words adding up to the same effect... (hate them) =_=
HAIR: Dark brown, I guess? Black if there's no light, though.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: Oooh, ooh--the cooking channel! Anything on the cooking channel! X333
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Touchpad, non applicable.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: I don't do a lot of reading~ 4laugh
FAVORITE SMELL: Bakeries in the morning or Hisoka at generally any time of the day.
FAVORITE COLOR: Uh... That's a good one... Never really thought about it--not purple?
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: You didn't do enough.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Dessert! Or, you know, a hug.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Sleep, eat, shop for new big, black trenchcoats, sleep.
FAVORITE MUSIC: Anything with vocals. Nothing overpowers the human voice.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS
MORNING?: I don't do a lot of thinking, either, actually~ 4laugh
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Don't tell anyone this, but I get seasick if I'm out on deck too long ninja
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: They can't kill me, already dead. So what's left but the adrenaline rush and possibly a lost cotton candy cone or something? 4laugh
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pencil. Less permanent.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: Depends if I can find it. I'm lousy with direction, even in my own home (or, in this case, Jan's)
FAVORITE FOODS: Apple pie! I'm not picky though, anything with sugar makes me wonder-happy 4laugh heart
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: ...Next question please.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: It wasn't my fault ;_; Tatsumi was nice and bailed me out though 3nodding
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Um--um--I have to choose? ;o; Vanilla goes better with apple pie, I guess... *wanders off, feeling blasphemous*
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: Not really. Never learned.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: When I can get them. Always seem to lose them, unfortunately... 'sides, sleeping with a cuddly person is so much better.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Cat. Nice, orange tabby. I think I've always liked felines more than they've liked me though.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Er... seeing as I've... sort of become one... *flicks ears* >_>... Before I guess I'd like to have been something big and carnivorous, just for kicks--naw, something cute and fluffy that gets hugged a lot.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Cool! Way cool! ....Not everyone I know likes them though, so I'm starting to get mixed feelings...
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: I get to meet an awful lot of dead people, but I think the answer would have to be... No, nevermind, it's not important, you wouldn't know her...
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Sake. Can't stand all the Western concoctions, they taste so funny xp .
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: What's February again? Late February? Pisces, I think. Never paid much attention to the mystical stuff.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: V-vegetables?? ;_; I don't actually have to eat any of it, do I??
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?: Uh... why? I mean, if it made sense, I guess so.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Nothing at all~ Maybe owning a bakery--not running it, of course, too much work, just owning it. Or a kindergarten teacher? I like kids and there'd be all sorts of baked good presents from parents during the Holidays!
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Blue! Just 'cause.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: I'm not really into physical er... adjustment... of any sort ^_^;
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: ....*nods slowly* More... more than once... At least, I thought I was. Who knows about that sort of thing? 4laugh
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Well... there'd have to be that special someone, of course. And it'd be out in the open! Sunlight, open fields, a tree to stand beneath and... and shade, not too much sun. Everyone I know looking happy for once and the world taking a minute to sigh and just... be content. And a big cake. Twenty layers at least. 4laugh
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Not much yet. I'm not real big on decorating.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: What was in it? Full if we're going by that old 'optimist/pessimist' thing...
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: Fruit drinks aren't really my thing.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Born a lefty, now a righty. Just one more traditionally demonic thing, I guess ^_^;
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: There's a system to this??
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: All the things that aren't on the walls 3nodding
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: Two...
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Never owned one.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: If I say the 'popemobile' will you realize I'm joking?
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Ballroom dancing.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: She's letting me stay 3nodding Also, she lets me be in charge of what we eat for dinner 4laugh
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO
IT: There aren't a lot of people to send this to, actually...
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 1:10 am
AtticusFrom: "A. Tsuzuki" apple-pie@meifu.net
To: "Too Pretty" dance_with_me@packleaders.com
Subject: Survey
Heya, Atticus. This is sort of necessary for all of us. Jan put it by me first because I already know how to use computers 3nodding ...kind of... The keyboard will stop smoking eventually, I'm sure 4laugh Anyways, gotta run, the keys are getting too hot to touch ^_^;
~Tsuzuki
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 NAME: Atticus
NICKNAMES: Nothing flattering.
SEX: I must admit, I'm difficult to resist.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Recently moved in with a lovely girl calling herself 'Jan' and an adorable pup who claims he's not from our world. All in all, good room mates.
HEIGHT: 5' 8"
EYES: A shimmering gold the hue of sunsets on the sea, or perhaps that perfect shower of rain decorating the hottest of Summer days.
HAIR: Gorgeous crimson--well if you'll excuse me, Jan, this is my survey. Shoo.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: Game shows. I'm not picky.
WHAT''S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Russian Roulette.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: What a waste of trees e_e Nice, shiny things, magazines are though whee
FAVORITE SMELL: Surprise.
FAVORITE COLOR: I try not to discriminate.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Monotony.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Risk--actual, open ended, fifty-fifty risk.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Meet new playmates, party hardy, read up on the front page.
FAVORITE MUSIC: Rhythm and jive, long as there's a drum beat it's all good.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS
MORNING?: I said no more sun, damnit! Why is the world not listening to me??
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Very funny. No.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Never actually been on one. I imagine they've got nothing on flying.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pen. More potential mess.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: I thought that was what we had Tsuzuki for?
FAVORITE FOODS: Anything properly scrounged for.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: I hope I did. I wouldn't know. 4laugh
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: I'm the one with control over convictions, silly~
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Depends on what we're doing with it.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: No~ I hate the boundaries roads impose.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: I far prefer mine to be alive; best case scenario: two arms, two legs, extremely flexible and a gorgeous pair of eyes.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Something cute and cuddly with lots of sharp, pointy teeth.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: There aren't any animals cooler than me X3
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Best when flown through~
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: The Circle, damnit! What the hell are they up to?? *simmers in corner*
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Anything someone else is buying~ Preferably over a game of cards.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: The Star. Never heard of it? I didn''t think so heart .
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: Of course. Vegetables are good for you~
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?: I've avoided wearing shirts for just that reason. (This is not true, I just can't come up with any decent reason why I should hand over clothing to a female who probably has too many clothes to begin with.)
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I'm perfectly happy where I am~ Wouldn''t mind being a political lobbyist from what I''ve heard of them.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Change my beautiful locks? Surely you jest! Maybe rainbow.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: I've never been able to decide but rest assured, once it happens you'll be the first to know.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Not yet *hearty sigh*. Love and lust are depressingly different.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: The one, you know, where I get married...
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Leaves, flowers, interesting looking pieces of paper, other people's clothes, decks of cards.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: If I say 'empty', do I get a refill? heart
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: Is this a trick question? What the hell's a snapple? Sounds kinky...
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: I'm... talented.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: How would one define the 'wrong' keys?
WHAT''S UNDER YOUR BED?: Besides the monster? Possibly a stalker or two. In all seriousness, carpet.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?: Three~ *wink*
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Ew.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: Double ew.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Wrestling--only in the flesh and only between attractive opponents. Horse races tickle my fancy too, come to think of it. Races of most types, actually.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: He's sweet. And he tries very, very hard. That's about all there is 4laugh
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO
IT: We'll just have to see who comes next, won't we?
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:20 pm
ArthurFrom: "Too Pretty" dance_with_me@packleaders.com
To: "Wart" no_touchy@gehenna.net
Subject: Etiquette demands...
Fill it out. While we're at it, stay out of my room. And wipe your feet before you come in this house. I hate colds almost as much as I hate dirt. I'm glad for subtlety.
~Atticus, Beta
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 NAME: As of recently, "Arthur"
NICKNAMES: Wart. Petulance. Next person to use the second will suffer gonorrhea as it has never before been documented. Try me.
SEX: Various manifestations, currently masculine.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: I mightn't use 'living' as the correct grammatical term. I doubt any appropriate word can be found in your dictionary, however. In other words, you don't need to know and I'm not telling.
HEIGHT: 5' 8"
EYES: The red that glows underneath your bed at night.
HAIR: Good question. I ought to wash more often, oughtn't I? (Brown)
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: Anything with a countdown. Even Sixty Minutes will do. Fox News is nice too, it always leaves one feeling so dismal.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Cute little rat with menacing red eyes. We're quite good friends.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Tabloids. It's good to keep up with the confrontation.
FAVORITE SMELL: Soap.
FAVORITE COLOR: Green. Or brown. Whichever.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Me.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: I wouldn't know.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Wait. Wait and wait and wait. I need a new hobby. Or a hobby period. Either or.
FAVORITE MUSIC: Violin.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS
MORNING?: I don't sleep.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: I get every type of sickness, buster. It's really not funny.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Stomach clenching, nothing more.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pen. Ink is toxic, did you know?
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: Jan doesn't like it when I answer. She believes I scare people. If it keeps my social commitments down, I'm all for it, however.
FAVORITE FOODS: Must be at least three days old. Freshness is always cringingly... new.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: Do I? Do you get along with non-sentient creation?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: Theoretically, the crime has yet to be convicted, but make no mistake, it will be my fault.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Chocolate. Vanilla's too... white.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: Walking has always suited my needs perfectly well.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No. The truth being that they quite intimidate me.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Plague rats. Intelligent buggers.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Been there, done that. Take that as you will.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Full of terror and despair, just like home. I hate them.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: I try not to discriminate. We'll all be intimately familiar with each other eventually, I won't choose.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Vodka.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: The World. Ask that Coon Beta. He positively cringed when I told him.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: I don't do vegetables.
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?: No. Not that she'd want it.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Pharmacist, just to scare people.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Who would know?
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: Needles would likely either dissolve at the touch of my skin or make it flake/melt awfully. I don't do alterations.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: No. neutral
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Not happening.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Posters of chemicals and tables, various medical diagrams.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: Slowly trickling away to nothing...
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: Fruit drinks are disgustingly perky. We don't get along.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Neither.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: No.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Possibly the others. I try not to look.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?: I'm obligated to say four.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Carriage or car?
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: I don't. Dream that is.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: B-rated zombie movies. --not a sport, you say? Tsch. Screw definitions.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: He doesn't like me. Good taste.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO
IT: Requiem. Not the talkative type.
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