Dear Mr. Sandman,
Bring me a dream. Make Xena and Gabby the coolest that I've ever seen.
Give them both candeh bad guys to fight against, but let them always win.
Make my dreams of them full of chakraming, fighting, winning, killing, flipping, riding, amazoning, and main texting; and make Pez's full of all the same things except for the main text stuff. He likes no text. Maybe through a couple extra chakramings in there for him. And above all else, please make sure we remember these dreams! We will be perfectly content to forget the ones where we forgot our homework or our class schedule or how to drive the car. I know you think we like those dreams, but we don't. We want the Xena dreams! Please help us!
You're nightly followers,
Azhren and Ehmi (The Lesbian and The Leprechaun)
The Xena Guild
In a time of ancient gods, warlords, and kings, a land in turmoil cried out for a hero. She was Xena, a mighty princess...