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dJSnOwStOrM

PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:05 pm


Well, I`m not going to say any name or say anything rude about this person because he means a lot to me.
My only problem is that he doesn`t spell anything right.
Not that he can`t, he just doesn`t want to.

I asked him to help me do a report on the Acquisition of Hawaii.
This is what he wrote. whee

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okay here i go if u need more detail just ask okay? kk ima start telling the story:O kk be4 the overthrow there was a king name king kalakua he was forced to sign a constituion which limited the monarchys powers *bayonet constitution* after he had signed that monarchys didnt have 100% power so once king kalakua died his sister queen Lilioukalani took chain she was very strong and smart. once she took over she had made another constitution waiting to be signed which would give her all monarchy power and basically kick the white man off the hawaiian land. white man in hawaiian is *haole*. Anywayz Sanford Doles generation of family had his land for a long time and he didnt like the fact that he was about to lose it. So he made a committe a group of 13members the commite was called committe of safety. Dole planned to overthrow the queen okay so what the committe of safety does is contact the U.S. john stevens sends 130 called the somthing military troops *in the warship called U.S.S. boston*to protect these american citizens *illegally sent by u.s.* but rilly john stevens knew no 1 was in dangerd he just knew that taking hawaii over would be a good economic increase of america.from there many said they would support the queen but once voting came to step forth to change constituion no 1 stepd forth for the queen she then was overthrowed. On January 5, 1895, the protests took the form of an armed attempt to derail the annexation but the armed revolt was suppressed by forces of the Republic. The leaders of the revolt were imprisoned along with Queen Lili'uokalani who was jailed for failing to put down the revolt.

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I couldn`t understand one bit of it.
Why can`t people just spell everything correctly.
I hope he doesn`t type his reports out like this.
gonk
PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:42 pm


This is the point where you say...or rather type, "Could you repeat that, please. In proper English this time."

Zanscythe


dJSnOwStOrM

PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:30 pm


I`ll remember to do that next time.
x3
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