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Some of these are pretty gay, but they all are true... sad

you know you are from the 509 when..............

You've never met a celebrity.

Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor
on the highway.

"Vacation" means going to Seattle or Portland, or Spokane.

You measure distance in minutes.

You say "pop" instead of soda or soft drink.

You know several people who have hit a deer or a cow.

Your school classes were rarley cancelled because of cold, or even when there is like 6 inches or snow on the ground!

You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.

You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better".

You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July (This is a test).

Stores don't have "bags"; they have "sacks".

You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the day or year it is.

You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. (i.e. "Where's mycoat at?" or "If you go to town I wanna go with.")

You know how to pronounce Wenatchee, Yakima, and Spokane.

You know Walla Walla, Washington is a REAL town, not just cartoon!

All the festivals are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.

You knew everyone in your highschool.

You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" is.

You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

You know how to put on snow chains.

You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

The local paper does not cover national and international headlines, but requires 6 pages for cattle prices and sports.

You think that opening day of deer season is a national holiday.

You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

You find 20 degrees F "a little chilly".

You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction.

You know the City of Pullman is named after a railroad sleeping car.

You traveled through hours of wheat fields or farms to get to the next city.

You know the names of the Tri-Cities.

Your home town had more cows than people in it.

You actually know how to drive in the snow.

Most girls match beer for beer w/ the guys.

You've driven 120 mph down Wenas Rd.

You can walk into a store, any store, and recognize most of the people there.

You were born here, grew up here, graduated from here, went to college here, and transfered to Central only to wind up.. back here.

There's more than 2 generations of your family living in this god-forsaken valley.

You know where there's a sign that reads "Yakima- the Palm Springs of Washington".

You've ever looked at those hills and thought "don't those look like butt cheeks?"

You've gone four-bying up in the hills.

M'dear, I know which c-word is knee-high by the fourth of july. It's carrots!
(Kidding ;D)

Even though im from the west, I'll do this.




You've never met a celebrity. Yep

Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor
on the highway. Yep, even though I live in Snohomish (Snoho is a farm town btw)

"Vacation" means going to Seattle or Portland, or Spokane. Yep LOL

You measure distance in minutes. Yep

You say "pop" instead of soda or soft drink. Yep

You know several people who have hit a deer or a cow. Yep

Your school classes were rarley cancelled because of cold, or even when there is like 6 inches or snow on the ground!

You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way. Yep

You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. Yep

You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better".

You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July (This is a test). Yep

Stores don't have "bags"; they have "sacks".

You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the day or year it is. Yep

You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. (i.e. "Where's mycoat at?" or "If you go to town I wanna go with.") Yep lol

You know how to pronounce Wenatchee, Yakima, and Spokane. Yep

You know Walla Walla, Washington is a REAL town, not just cartoon! Yep

All the festivals are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.

You knew everyone in your highschool.

You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" is. Yep

You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup. Yep

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

You know how to put on snow chains.

You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

The local paper does not cover national and international headlines, but requires 6 pages for cattle prices and sports. Yep

You think that opening day of deer season is a national holiday.

You know which leaves make good toilet paper. Yep

You find 20 degrees F "a little chilly".

You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction.

You know the City of Pullman is named after a railroad sleeping car.

You traveled through hours of wheat fields or farms to get to the next city.

You know the names of the Tri-Cities.

Your home town had more cows than people in it.

You actually know how to drive in the snow.

Most girls match beer for beer w/ the guys.

You've driven 120 mph down Wenas Rd.

You can walk into a store, any store, and recognize most of the people there. Yep

You were born here, grew up here, graduated from here, went to college here, and transfered to Central only to wind up.. back here. Yep sorta ;D

There's more than 2 generations of your family living in this god-forsaken valley. Yep

You know where there's a sign that reads "Yakima- the Palm Springs of Washington".

You've ever looked at those hills and thought "don't those look like butt cheeks?" Yep

You've gone four-bying up in the hills.