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I wouldn't be surprised if he did this to get away from the frighteningly rabid fangirls, though. xD

No wait, he'd probably walk off and use Inuyasha as a decoy. xD

INUYASHA: Eh? So, you want me to pose as you? Why the hell would a b*****d like you want to do that for?

SESSHOUMARU: The answer is quite simple, Inuyasha. All I need to do is cut off those pathetic excuses for ears of yours, doll you up in my old clothes (which I have no desire to wear anymore)...

INUYASHA; [Interrupts] No.

SESSHOUMARU: [Eyes narrow as his nostrils flare just enough so that it remains largely unnoticeable unless you squinted... until your head hurt] And may this Sesshoumaru inquire as to why a foolish idiot such as yourself would decline his very own brother's request?

INUYASHA: [Points with one clawed finger] You, Sesshoumaru, are a son of a b***h (no pun intended). I'm not your biggest fan, and you're not my biggest fan. You don't help me, I don't help you. Simple as that.

SESSHOUMARU: You do realize who brought your human wretch and your precious Tessaiga to you back when you were inside Naraku, do you not?

INUYASHA: ********. Forgot about that. [Insert sound of Bakusaiga being unsheathed here] And for the last time, no I will not cut off my ears.

I can't imagine Sesshomaru doing any of those things he is just way to regal to do any of them and that is just the way i like him.