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 Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:01 pm
Here is where you put the most ludicrous pick up lines that you've ever heard.
Have fun.
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that means "Hey baby, are you an angel? Because I have an erection."
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:09 pm
You just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive.
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:37 am
is that a mirror in your pocket? cause I can see myself in your pants.
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:00 pm
That last one was in A Night at the Roxbury. Great movie, completly underrated.
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:18 am
are you pregnate or did you just let yourself go
(my friend used this on me sad )
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:01 pm
If you were an outlet, I'd be plugging it in.
Does your computer need an upgrade because I can give you a lot of RAM.
If you were a keyboard you'd be feeling my strokes.
If you would just open up to me, I could give you a lot of input.
(Oh sad, Kaigirl, that fails.)
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:04 pm
"I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies"
I love futurama. Haha.
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:07 pm
You have a uterus, don't you?
I'm not a man, but it's funny.
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:02 pm
your eyes are like pools of the ocean filled with biohazardous materials swimming in them.
-why are you drawing a map?
-so i don't get lost in your eyes (hee hee my boyfriend made this up for me because he knows how i love lame pick up lines.)
(i love this one for some weird reson....) is this love at first sight or should i walk by again?
you are my fabreze!! (my loverkins again. this one started because he said i smell really good all the time. haha ) xd
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:28 pm
slatternink your eyes are like pools of the ocean filled with biohazardous materials swimming in them. -why are you drawing a map? -so i don't get lost in your eyes (hee hee my boyfriend made this up for me because he knows how i love lame pick up lines.) (i love this one for some weird reson....) is this love at first sight or should i walk by again? you are my fabreze!! (my loverkins again. this one started because he said i smell really good all the time. haha ) xd
Do you Beleive in love at First sight or should I walk by again?
((( I love that One)))
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:24 am
I heard you like [item here]? cool, that'll come in handy during our love making.
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 9:10 am
Carnie KID "I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies" I love futurama. Haha. Futurama ROCKS.
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