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((How about a production of Peter Pan? Starring our very own boy who won't grow up - Blitz! (and Herg as Tinkerbell xd ) ))

The play begins with the infamous playwrite walking onto the stage.
"Thank you thank you.....A lot of work has gone into this presentation....and I would like to thank you all for coming to support this play. All right now, before you leave, we had better start it." sweatdrop

The stage goes black....then the curtain rises...and a single spotlight is put on a young lady dressed in a shephards costume. she looks out to the crowd a look of horror on her face and she shakes. "Oh where......oh where....have my little sheep gone? oh where..... oh where...... could they be?"

A strange comotion is heard behind the curtain..... ("go...go now...move it") ( gonk "but I don't WANT to!" ) A redheaded boy is pushed out from behind the curtain...wearing a sheep costume...with a bell. "Fear not my lady fair....your .....sheep stare ...is here....D**n you....! Ow!" Arock knocks into the sheep's head...thrown from behind the curtain.

The shephardess still shivering walks over to the sheep. "My sheep where hast thou been? and dost thou know upon which direction hideth my other sheeps?"

stare "Bite me...."Another rock is thrown. "Ow!....I mean baa....the robbers have taken your sheep my lady...."

"Oh, my dearest sheep...whatever shall we do?" She hugs the sheep...who takes the oppurtunity to let his hands roam...until another rock...knocks into his head.

All of a sudden...the villain walks out onto the stage wearing a moustache...and a top hat. "mwahahahaha....I am here and I have stolen your sheep...and there is nothing that you can do about it.....mwa hahahahaha!"

"Bring it ON....Canada Boy!!" ... scream ..

Another rock. "SHut UP...you stupid sheep...."

The villain walks away laughing maniacally...draggin three pillows behind him with faces painted on them to look like sheep.

The shepherdess puts her hands together. "Oh what shall I ever do? Is there no one that can save me from this evil man...who steals my sheep?"

stare ...."nope...looks like we're screwed....OW!"

END OF PART ONE

(Names have been changed to protect the not so innocent.)

Baranar blinked a few times in suprise at the performance. It was not at all what he had expected. He had expected a play, and mabey, if he was lucky, an actor or two. But no, what he got was this.....yeah.

((lol, I don't think Erica would ever be able to survive that play....it's all the famous Playwrite Ed. buwahahahahahaha))

(*throws a rock*) ninja