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 Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 9:06 pm
~ How many of our daydreams will darken into nightmares... I DID NOT MAKE THESE. THEY WERE GENERATED BY A DRABBLE GENERATOR. xDDD Erotic Lang SyneLuke sipped stupidly at his drink and stood erotic behind an ovary. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel sexually fustrated and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how hot his vayjayjay got when he was nervous. Well, truth be told, Luke knew very well why he was at the party: to see Asch. Ah, Asch. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his rude pen0r made Luke's heart beat He is like a rock.. But tonight everyone was masked. Luke peered erotically through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Asch. There, he thought, the man over by the prostate, the smutty one with the fish mask. It had to be Asch. No one else could look so stupid, even in a fish mask. He began to walk Luke's way and Luke started to panic. What if he actually talked to Luke? Asch came right up to Luke and Luke thought that he was going to faint. "Hello," Asch said hotly. "What are you doing over here all alone?" "Oh, just looking at the dreck," Luke said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so innocent. Just then, a too-sexy-for-his-shirt voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..." Luke's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Asch might ... "Happy New Year!" Asch swept Luke into his arms, bent him On a p***s., and kissed Luke smutily, slipping him the tongue and groping his b00b. Luke could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out yaoi-ily and pulled Asch's mask off his face. It was Asch! "I knew it was you," Luke said and took his own mask off. "And it's ... you," Asch said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch." Luke watched him go. He would be right back, Luke was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch. And then they would fall in love. ----- To Erotically ******** and Asch were celebrating an innocent Valentine's Day together. Luke had cooked an erotic dinner and they ate On a p***s. by candlelight.
"My darling," Asch said, stroking Luke's pen0r, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Luke. "It is but a sexually fustrated token of my too-sexy-for-his-shirt love."
Luke opened the box. Inside was a dirty dreck! He gazed at it smutily. Then he gazed at Asch smutily. "It's hot," Luke said. "Come here and let me ******** you."
Just then, a smutty crone sprang out of hiding and cackled He is like a rock.. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a rude voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Asch read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other yaoi-ily as the crone cackled some more. Luke's b00b began to tremble. Then Asch shrugged, pulled out an ovary, and hit the crone on her vayjayjay. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Luke said and kissed Asch hotly. "This is a stupid Valentine's Day!"
They stupidly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they ******** each other all night long.
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http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
MAKE YOUR OWN TOTA STORIES SO WE CAN LAUGH AT THEM. 8DD *is gonna do an Asch/Natalia and Ion/Sync one*
... where there is a danger of them coming true?~
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 9:27 pm
~How many of our daydreams will darken into nightmares...
HERE IS THE ASCH/NATALIA ONE. 8D
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The Smutty Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Natalia and Asch went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Natalia hit Asch in his b00bi with a big hot iceball. It hurt a lot, but Natalia kissed it smutily and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really erotic snow man!" Natalia said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Asch said. "That would be more whoreish and politically correct."
"I know," Natalia said. "We can make a snow Negroid. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up gay-ly and made a gay snow Negroid. Natalia put on a Mudkip for the pen0r. The Negroid was almost as big as Asch.
"It looks dirty," Natalia said whoreishly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Asch said and held up a graceful Niggerita. "I found this in a v****a." He put the Niggerita onto the Negroid's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the Negroid, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a happy person that shits out ponies, rainbows and FUN FUN FUN..
Asch screamed erotically and ran but the snow Negroid chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow Negroid screwed him huskily.
"Nobody does that to my little Innocent Shoop Da Whoop," Natalia screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow Negroid through the vayjayjay. It fell down and Natalia kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Asch said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The Niggerita lay in the yard until an indecent child picked it up and took it home.
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1000 Mudkip Negroids
Asch paced huskily back and forth. Graceful dread filled his heart. Natalia should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like her to be late. Oh, my gay love, Asch thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Natalia had been taken hostage by Smutty Vayjayjay, a supervillain who had the city in a state of innocent terror. Asch fainted dead away, like a happy person that shits out ponies, rainbows and FUN FUN FUN..
When he came to, there was a bump on his b00bi and the graceful dread had returned. "Natalia, my hot honey bunny," he cried out smutily. "What is Smutty Vayjayjay doing to you?" Probably torturing her, laughing whoreishly as he screwed her in the pen0r.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Asch remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 Mudkip Negroids, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Asch ordered in a supply of Mudkip and set to work, folding Negroids until his b00bi was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last Negroid when Natalia walked in the front door.
"Natalia!" Asch screamed and threw himself into Natalia's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 Mudkip Negroids and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing in a v****a. He kissed Natalia gay-ly on the pen0r.
"Actually," Natalia said, pulling away erotically, "I was rescued by the Erotic Niggerita. He's a new superhero in town." Natalia sighed. "And he's really dirty."
The graceful dread came back. "But you're whoreish to be back here with me, right?"
Natalia checked her watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Erotic Niggerita for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay indecent, baby." She left and the door banged behind her.
Asch choked back a sob and started folding another Negroid. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
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... where there is a danger of them coming true?~
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 9:44 pm
~How many of our daydreams will darken into nightmares...
SYNC/ION, ANYONE? 8D
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A Smart-as-Steven-Hawkings Occurrence
Ion paced up and down, jiggling his b00b. His very good friend, Mary Sue *****, had arranged to meet him here in my a**. "I have something erotic to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue ***** was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Ion expected to see her bounce up, her f*****t hair streaming behind her and her retarded eyes aglow.
Ion heard footsteps, but they seemed rather indecent for a delicate and dirty girl like Mary Sue *****, whose tread was sexy. He turned around and found Sync staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Sync said hotly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Ion had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so retardedly. "Mary Sue ***** asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Sync, his pen0r began to throb skankish-ly.
"Oh," Sync said, intellegently. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Ion said and caught Sync by his vayjayjay. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Sync said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like yo mama after church..
From behind a schizo-patient, Mary Sue ***** watched with an innocent light in her hot eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Ion/Sync". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the turtle from extinction.
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The f*****t Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Ion strode along the path, making for Retarded Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Innocent p***s shaped object, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Vayjayjay.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his sexy ***** just in time to face the indecent man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck intellegently, and Ion barely raised his ***** to meet the attack. They fought long and innocently until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Ion found himself forced to one knee, the man's ***** pressed to his erotic pen0r. "I am Sync of Retarded Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Innocent p***s shaped object. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in my a**."
But Ion had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his ***** with a twist, overpowered Sync and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Ion said, looking down upon him.
Sync's b00b shimmered like yo mama after church.. "I have underestimated you, Ion. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Ion's desire was enflamed. His pen0r throbbed and all his thoughts were to buttsecks Sync like a turtle. Ion caressed Sync's dirty b00b and he responded. They came together hotly, and their joining was as hot as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet schizo-patient!" Ion groaned and buttsecked Sync as retardedly as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Ion said. "That's where I put the Innocent p***s shaped object for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed skankish-ly on the grass, forgetful of all but their smart-as-Steven-Hawkings love. "We will stay together forever," Sync said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Vayjayjay never got the Innocent p***s shaped object and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
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I Saw Sync Kissing Santa Claus
Ion woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one dirty box that looked like a p***s shaped object.
Then Ion noticed that Sync was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Ion thought that he would surprise Sync. Maybe even sneak up behind him and buttsecks him on his erotic b00b. That always made Sync smart-as-Steven-Hawkings.
Ion crept skankish-ly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its retarded lights, and the presents, heaped up retardedly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Sync. Kissing someone.
Ion was so angry, he picked up a schizo-patient from a table and threw it intellegently in my a**.
They both looked around.
"Sync, you innocent turtle!" Ion yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Ion looked and then rubbed his vayjayjay and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Sync said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a hot kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Ion said innocently. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be sexy."
That seemed reasonable. Ion went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like yo mama after church.. He made Ion's pen0r feel all f*****t.
"You see?" Sync said hotly and Ion saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
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... where there is a danger of them coming true?~
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 10:29 pm
☆★  ♪
ROFLMFAO!
rofl
Mary Sue *****, you are my hero. xD
I think my favorite was the snowman ones with Natalia and Asch.
I MUST MAKE DRABBLES TOO.
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 10:56 pm
☆★ ♪
Guy/Luke
I'm Dreaming Of A N00bish Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. Luke sat retardedly between the melons, sipping obsessive-compulsive eggnog.
He looked at the mentally-impaired visectamine hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Guy had hung it there, just before they looked at each other n00bishly and then fell into each other's arms and RADIANT HOWLED each other's glory hole.
If only I hadn't been so skanky, Luke thought, pouring a rainbowy amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Guy might not have got so pixelated and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a digital tear and held his pen0r in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then an infested voice lifted seme-ly up in song.
I'm dreaming of a n00bish Christmas
Just like a blob of vomit in the parking lot that everyone gambles their life on to avoid.
Luke ran to the door. It was Guy, looking crackish all over with snow.
"I missed you pervertedly," Guy said. "And I wanted to RADIANT HOWL your glory hole again."
Luke hugged Guy and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Guy said.
"I think so too," Luke said and they RADIANT HOWLED each other's glory hole until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted rappig toenail and lived uke-ly until Luke got drunk again.
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Peony/Jade
A Mentally-impaired Day To Manhandle
Peony stepped ukely out into the dead sunshine, and admired Jade's sexyspot. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a sauteed sight."
Jade climbed off the ***** and walked idiotically across the grass to greet his lover. Peony patted Jade on the eyeball and then tried to manhandle him n00bishly, but without success.
"That's all right," Jade said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not pixelated," Peony. "Not as pixelated as the time we manhandled between the melons."
Jade nodded GHEY-ly. "We were digested back in those days."
"Our thighs were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Peony said. "Everything seems n00bish and obsessive-compulsive when you're young."
"Of course," Jade said. "But now we're infested, we can still have fun. If we go about it semely."
"Semely?" Peony said . "But how?"
"With this," Jade said and held out a skanky gynophobia. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to manhandle."
Peony swallowed the gynophobia at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to manhandle semely. They manhandled like a blob of vomit in the parking lot that everyone gambles their life on to avoid.. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:31 pm
~How many of our daydreams will darken into nightmares...
rofl
... where there is a danger of them coming true?~
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:53 am
AlpinexNoelle
The Cheagle Princess
Alpine was walking through an ugly meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied an erotic little cheagle lying under a tree.
Alpine skipped over to see the dear thing and was spastic to find that she was hurt! A Wii had pierced her slutastic little fingernail and she whimpered passionately with the pain.
"My twitchy little friend," Alpine said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the Wii, as drunkenly as he could. The cheagle cried out and Alpine's heart ached, like when you get a feeling of fufillment when you see Colette actually DO something in the ToS ova instead of standing back doing NOTHING.. "You'll be all right," Alpine whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Noelle and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Noelle up in his arms, Alpine carried her home and made a bed for her beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Alpine nursed Noelle, cleaning her fingernail and feeding her d***o-brand cheagle chow.
On the eighth night, Noelle climbed into bed with Alpine. She burrowed under the covers and forcefully humped Alpine's nose. It made Alpine giggle and he cuddled close to Noelle, stroking her toe and singing quickly to her.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Alpine hurried home so he could curl up with Noelle. It gave him a sexy feeling whenever Noelle humped his nose.
Then one night, Noelle looked up at Alpine and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a super special awesome princess."
Alpine screamed hotly, he was so surprised. How could a cheagle talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Noelle said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Alpine said and kissed Noelle on her toe. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a super special awesome princess! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Princess Noelle," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Alpine said.
"See?" Noelle said and showed Alpine the scar from the Wii on her fingernail. Then she kissed Alpine and they tumbled in America and did a lot of very beautiful things, some of them involving a stupid gay guy.
"I love you," Noelle said when they were done. Alpine clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure Noelle had stashed away.
And if Noelle didn't know about Alpine's visits to the cheagle sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her.
AschxTear
The Erotic Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Tear and Asch went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Tear hit Asch in his eyeball with a big Lawlz-inducing iceball. It hurt a lot, but Tear kissed it evilly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really ugly snow man!" Tear said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Asch said. "That would be more super special AWESOME and politically correct."
"I know," Tear said. "We can make a snow elephant. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up passionately and made a slimey snow elephant. Tear put on a vomit for the boobie. The elephant was almost as big as Asch.
"It looks fugly," Tear said hesistantly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Asch said and held up a sexy d***o. "I found this on a comic book." He put the d***o onto the elephant's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the elephant, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like when your head gets stuck in a toilet and when you desperately try to gasp for breath you accidentally inhale a piece of crap..
Asch screamed lustfully and ran but the snow elephant chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow elephant humped him forcefully.
"Nobody does that to my little Slutastic Doorknob," Tear screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow elephant through the nose. It fell down and Tear kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Asch said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The d***o lay in the yard until a chunky child picked it up and took it home.
Chunky Love
Asch finished packing. Ever since Tear, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Asch had been sexy.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing humped him, all was super special AWESOME. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going on a comic book to become a slutastic d***o.
Just then, there was an ugly knock at the door. Asch opened it and stood there passionately for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his eyeball.
When Asch came to, Tear was holding his nose and looking Lawlz-inducing. "My love," Tear said hesistantly, "I'm sorry for the fugly shock. I've been shipwrecked on a slimey island for the last ten years, living like when your head gets stuck in a toilet and when you desperately try to gasp for breath you accidentally inhale a piece of crap.. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my boobie in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Asch could hardly believe his Tear had returned. "I will always love you, boobie or no boobie. Besides, you can cover it up with a doorknob."
They embraced evilly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was erotic.
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 2:24 pm
SQUEE!!! These are so addicting, I can't seem to stop! XD
LukexLloyd
I Saw Lloyd Kissing Santa Claus
Luke woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one GHEY box that looked like a ***** Luke noticed that Lloyd was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Luke thought that he would surprise Lloyd. Maybe even sneak up behind him and lick him on his sexy PEEN. That always made Lloyd transexual.
Luke crept forcefully down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its FABULOUS lights, and the presents, heaped up roughly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Lloyd. Kissing someone.
Luke was so angry, he picked up a d***o from a table and threw it eroticaly In the residence of Michael Jackson.
They both looked around.
"Lloyd, you slutastic Klingon!" Luke yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Luke looked and then rubbed his eyeball and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Lloyd said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a fecking kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Luke said passionatelly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be erotic."
That seemed reasonable. Luke went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, Like when you're restraining a highly dangerous diclonus and she suddenly escapes, and you think your safe because your over 20 meters away from her specters, but then said specters pick up a pen and chucks it at you, going straight through your eye and brain.. He made Luke's nose feel all fugly.
"You see?" Lloyd said whore-ingly and Luke saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
1000 Gay Guy Klingons
Luke paced eroticaly back and forth. Fecking dread filled his heart. Lloyd should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my fugly love, Luke thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Lloyd had been taken hostage by FABULOUS Eyeball, a supervillain who had the city in a state of slutastic terror. Luke fainted dead away, Like when you're restraining a highly dangerous diclonus and she suddenly escapes, and you think your safe because your over 20 meters away from her specters, but then said specters pick up a pen and chucks it at you, going straight through your eye and brain..
When he came to, there was a bump on his PEEN and the fecking dread had returned. "Lloyd, my super special AWESOME honey bunny," he cried out passionatelly. "What is FABULOUS Eyeball doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing whore-ingly as he humped him in the nose.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Luke remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 gay guy Klingons, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Luke ordered in a supply of gay guy and set to work, folding Klingons until his PEEN was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last Klingon when Lloyd walked in the front door.
"Lloyd!" Luke screamed and threw himself into Lloyd's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 gay guy Klingons and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing In the residence of Michael Jackson. He kissed Lloyd forcefully on the nose.
"Actually," Lloyd said, pulling away roughly, "I was rescued by the Sexy *****. He's a new superhero in town." Lloyd sighed. "And he's really erotic."
The fecking dread came back. "But you're GHEY to be back here with me, right?"
Lloyd checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Sexy ***** for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay transexual, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
Luke choked back a sob and started folding another Klingon. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 5:07 pm
XD OMG!! These are so addictive and funny!
Here's a very strange yuri one... XD;
LegrettaxTear
The Miracle Of The Cheagle
Tear hated Christmas. She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it like a gay man at a yaoi convention.. She loathed it.
Every December, Tear would feel herself getting all skanky inside. She refused to put up a Christmas Albiore, she snapped at anyone erotic enough to sing a carol in her vicinity, and she never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Tear had to go to the mall to buy a fat sock. When she got there, there were so many shoppers pushing hornilly around and so much Christmas music blaring sexilly, she thought her toenail would explode.
Finally, she was done. Just outside the door was a lumpy woman collecting for charity. Tear never gave to charity, so she started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the lumpy woman dropped his bells and ran in a bath tub. There was a squishy cheagle right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the lumpy woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Tear rushed out and sweatily pushed them both out of the way. There was a skimpy bang and then everything went dark.
When Tear woke up, she was in a horny room. There was a Christmas Albiore in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Tear's v****a hurt. A lot.
The lumpy woman came into the room. "I'm so ********!" she said. "You're awake. My name is Legretta. You saved me from the truck. But your v****a is broken."
Tear hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas Albiore up and her v****a was broken, she felt quite gay, especially when she looked at Legretta.
"Your v****a must hurt eagerly," Legretta said. "I think this will help." And she sucked Tear several times.
Now Tear felt very gay indeed. She didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, she loved it. And she loved Legretta. "I love you," she said, and kissed Legretta homosexually.
"I love you too," said Legretta. Just then, the cheagle ran into the room and nuzzled Tear's boobers. "I brought him home with us," Legretta said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Tear said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 5:15 pm
XD OMG THIS ONE MAKES NO SENSE.
LukexIon (IonxLuke?)
A Seme In Time
On a sexy and farty morning, Ion sat in his glory hole. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His n****e ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Luke to love someone with a lesbian peanuts?
Sexilly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a bisexual passionate ********, all on a summer's day. I wish my Luke would hump me, in his own horny way..."
"Do you?" Luke sat down beside Ion and put his hand on Ion's testes. "I think that could be arranged."
Ion gasped cravingly. "But what about my lesbian peanuts?"
"I like it," Luke said humpily. "I think it's gay."
They came together and their kiss was like a Micheal Jackson molesting a Florian.
"I love you," Ion said nipply.
"I love you too," Luke replied and humped him.
They bought an eel, moved in together, and lived hornily ever after.
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:54 pm
~How many of our daydreams will darken into nightmares...
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Quote: Sexilly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a bisexual passionate ********, all on a summer's day. I wish my Luke would hump me, in his own horny way..." Win.
... where there is a danger of them coming true?~
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:59 pm
Grin Evilly ~How many of our daydreams will darken into nightmares...
rofl
Quote: Sexilly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a bisexual passionate ********, all on a summer's day. I wish my Luke would hump me, in his own horny way..." Win.
... where there is a danger of them coming true?~ XDD OMG, and that was such an accident, too. XDD
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:53 pm
~Eternity_Rose~ Grin Evilly ~How many of our daydreams will darken into nightmares...
rofl
Quote: Sexilly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a bisexual passionate ********, all on a summer's day. I wish my Luke would hump me, in his own horny way..." Win.
... where there is a danger of them coming true?~ XDD OMG, and that was such an accident, too. XDD I know! xDD But, it's so true...//ish shot//
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:35 pm
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