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 Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:54 am
No problem, ill post more once i find more smile
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:11 am
Quote: <+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself.. <+Christin1> how do i do that Quote: do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
who?
center for disease control
i said WHO
what? i'm asking you
World Health Organization Quote: We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks.
How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the plants Quote: This linguistics professor was lecturing the class.
"In English," he explained, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative."
"However," the professor continued, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
Immediately, a voice from the back of the room piped up: "Yeah..... right...." Quote: Mjordan2nd: If you could be any fictional character, who would you be? Chris: Spider Man Tim: batman Sidd: batman Mjordan2nd: I'd be god Quote: oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''
sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard. Quote: Well, it rained today, but as a whole it's been warmer than it was last week.
Why does it seem like every time you join this channel, you end up talking about the weather?
Is your life so unimaginably dull that you can't think of any events in your life to describe that might be more interesting than the weather?
Let's think of something for you to talk about other than the weather.
I mean, we barely even know anything about you, other than where you live.
Let's start there. What do you do for a living?
I'm a meteorologist.
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:13 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:13 am
Quote: #11042 +(697)- [X] (@MpTaNk) today, somthing on TV was going in slow motion, and my first reaction was "Damnit, the tv is lagging" Quote: #26234 +(322)- [X] my dad has a spiked collar..
dog*Quote: #33866 +(-3)- [X] World Heavyweight Championship: Triple H (Champion) vs. Unknown Opponent
WOW
that should be a good match -_-Quote: #416187 +(54)- [X] wow my roommates and i are so lazy, instead of gettting up and going to the other's room to say good night we IM each other good night that;s the Epitome of digital dependenceQuote: #742578 +(682)- [X] this is belgium at its best
our minister of defense takes a chopper to fly 60 kms to go see Al Gore's movie about climate change
beat thatQuote: #10834 +(11 cool - [X] but microsoft doesn't sell windows for macintosh?Quote: #41331 +(333)- [X] why am i sometimes online, and sometimes not online
are you getting philosophical on us dunn?Quote: #356753 +(1087)- [X] hey i got a floppy with a virus and i wana now if its ok to put it next to the other floppys or do i gotta wait for it to get better to put it back in the boxQuote: #3834 +(369)- [X] *shrug*
i know most references
because i am ... whats that word?
i know stuff
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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:46 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:19 am
More, perhaps? Quote: #5273 +(28375)- [X] hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.Quote: #7689 +(189)- [X] Someone asked me if I knew what time it was today
I said, Yes, but not right now.Quote: #23114 +(1075)- [X] <+crystalis> un-tss <+crystalis> un-tss <+crystalis> un-tss <+crystalis> un-tss <+crystalis> un-tss <@d1sturb3d> wtf? <+crystalis> I'm a techno song Quote: #25469 +(255)- [X] is there a virus that can make your computer lag? heh
it's called AOLQuote: #76320 +(506)- [X] AlexKN3: i'll be a laughting stuck AlexKN3: stick Davey: STOCK YOU IDIOT Quote: #482717 +(2754)- [X] one time, in middle school, some people let some pigs onto the campus. They painted on the pigs "1", "2", and "4". The faculty spent weeks looking for the third one.Quote: #669961 +(2464)- [X] well my dad is icelandic, my mother is cuban
i'm an icecube
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:21 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:18 am
Quote: #3246 +(86)- [X] why does being a programmer mean 13 hours a day and no social life? i dont understandQuote: #11981 +(283)- [X] Jay and silent bob said the f-word 227 times
in all five films?
<@Breathe> I think he means just in the trailer.Quote: #88277 +(95)- [X] I boiled an egg once, and only totally ruined one pot, one knife, and one spoon!Quote: #421080 +(602)- [X] this was a call someone had that i was helping them with
"is you caps lock key on?"
"i think so, the keyboard is in all capital letters"Quote: #2999 +(6417)- [X] There was a 23% drop in temperature.
That's almost 25%!
... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard.Quote: #37572 +(129)- [X] i have the recrod for being the only person to make an ISO of ms calculatorQuote: #50925 +(237)- [X] [ Genia4 ] one sec i'm looking for the url of the iq test [ Genia4 ] i want u to do it **Approximately 8 Minutes Later** [ Genia4 ] http://www.iqtest.com/[ @AirRaid ] it took you that long to remember that url? [ @AirRaid ] FOR AN IQ TEST? Quote: #51010 +(-5 cool - [X] brb sleepQuote: #161714 +(779)- [X] some people call me the space cowboy
yeaaaah
some people call me the gangster of looove
SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAUUUURICE
Some people want to hit you with a brick.Quote: #770639 +(622)- [X] Did you know that helicopters are souls of fallen tanks?
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MissCuriosity Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:38 am
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl mrgreen exclaim Hey! Why do Canadians say "eh?" so much? Spell CANADA... C eh? N eh? D eh? rofl rofl rofl >>>>>I heard this one recently on a tour. <<<
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 12:04 pm
How to anny people in a bathroom:
Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe brekas the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
Drop a marble and say, "Oh s**t! My glass eye!"
Fill a balloon w/ creamed corn. Rush into the stall w/ your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.
Fill up a large flask w/ Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 ft. Sigh relaxingly.
Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peekaboo!"
Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!"
Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
Say, "Damn, this water's cold."
Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
Say, "Interesting...more floaters than sinkers."
Say, "Now how did that get there?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could
you kick that back over here please?"
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:54 pm
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