Mr. Kurihara, thanks for coming to your performance review.
No problem.
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss.
Ok, so take us through a day in the life of, "The Boss".
Well the first thing I do is--
Talk to Commander (like a boss)
Approve ranks (like a boss)
Lead a Division (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct Reiryoku-flow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micro-manage (like a boss)
Promote synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Zetsumei (like a boss)
Get teased (like a boss)
Swallow anger (like a boss)
Send some butterflies (like a boss)
Call a vamp help line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a steak (like a boss)
Violent feeding (like a boss)
No Promotion (like a boss)
5th of sake (like a boss)
cry on Yuki's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh ******** man, I can't ******** do it, s**t!
p***y out (like a boss)
Bleed on Yuki's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Steal a dude's sword (like a boss)
Score some Reishi (like a boss)
Mess up Shunpo (like a boss)
Suck my own blood (like a boss)
Eat some potatoes (like a boss)
Trim my nails down (like a boss)
Black out in the sewers (like a boss)
Meet a giant hollow (like a boss) <******** his brains up (like a boss)
Turn into a vamp (like a boss)
Suck the Humans (like a boss)
Crash into the barrier (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then.
No doubt.
You trim your nails and die?
Hell yeah.
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own blood?
Nope.
Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain't me.
OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.
I'm the boss.
Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.
I'm the boss.
Ya, ya, I got it.
I'm the boss.
No, I heard you, see you later!
(like a boss)
I just wanted to fit in. ><
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