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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:15 pm
I'll just break out the whiskey, then, shall I? domokun *taps the jukebox anyways before grabbing some glasses*
Now you're lookin' at a man that's gettin' kinda mad I had lot's of luck but it's all been bad No matter how I struggle and strive I'll never get out of this world alive.
My fishin' pole's broke the creek is full of sand My woman run away with another man No matter how I struggle and strive I'll never get out of this world alive.
A distant uncle passed away and left me quite a batch And I was livin'g high until that fatal day A lawyer proved I wasn't born I was only hatched.
Ev'rything's agin' me and it's got me down If I jumped in the river I would prob'ly drown No matter how I struggle and strive I'll never get out of this world alive.
These shabby shoes I'm wearin' all the time Are full of holes and nails And brother if I stepped on a worn out dime I bet a nickel I could tell you if it was heads or tails.
I'm not gonna worry wrinkles in my brow 'Cause nothin's ever gonna be alright nohow No matter how I struggle and strive I'll never get out of this world alive.
((Intense thanks! X3 I'll see if'n my LCS guy has that. 3nodding ))
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:19 pm
Now that Ah kin savvy tuh.
((I could go on and on about how unique and great and downright insane Hex is in terms of comic-dom, but it's best if you just read it for yourself. As interesting as the new stuff is (the issue that came out last Wednesday was incredibly alluring for some reason), the stuff that came out in the 70's, with it's running narrative and ability to SEE what Hex is thinking, is leaps and bounds a better read. Any LCS should have the Showcase book, though it is a fairly popular one from the Showcase series. The second volume is coming out in a couple months, as well.))
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:28 pm
Figured as much. *slides him one of the glasses* So you're a bounty hunter, right? How's that pay, exactly? ninja
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:32 pm
Usually? Not enuff.
Everyone's gotta have a money-makin' skill, though, an' mah ability tuh knit jest wasn't payin' thuh bills.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:39 pm
........ eek
.....maybe I could comission a scarf? domokun
I guess I gotta find a new marketable skill too... I'm kinda retired from the monster-hutning business, only they keep coming after me, I just don't get paid for it now...
Surely there's some other way to make a living off of being almost indestructible? Only don't say "human shield", I've been shot and stabbed enough times that I don't want to make it a daily occurrence any more than it was. stare
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:44 pm
*Comes in grumbling.*
Stupid city monkey... stressed
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:45 pm
Ah hain't one tuh ask fer employment advice. Ah got smacked on thuh noggin once and spent three months thinkin' Ah wuz a priest named Jamie workin' at Fort Sumter. Obviously, Ah got no sense fer critiquing what a man should do fer a livin'.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:47 pm
Evenin' gent.
*Nods and heads to the back to grill a steak.*
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:48 pm
I wish I was a better liar. I would make a hilarious televangelist. Who better to preach to the flock than a "reformed demon"? I guess I'd have to let my horns grow out again, though...
*waves at Jaeger* Evenin', Ayers. Care for a shot? *nudges the bottle*
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:50 pm
Ayers.
::nods, and produces a deck of cards::
Deal yuh in?
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:53 pm
Hell yes. Pass that on over.
*Pours a shot and slams it back as the steak cooks.*
Glad to be around fellas that can see some sense. Damned Anvard. They pay high prices for leather and rawhide, so they must obviously want it, yet they still keep their law against killing animals.
*Pours another shot.*
Damned cop tried to write me a ticket for eating my dinner, and I didn't even kill that bird inside the dome.
*Drinks the shot.*
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:56 pm
::deals the cards to Hellboy and Ayers::
Thuh game's draw poker. We play till one of us gits so drunk he passes out. All in starts at one dollar.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:58 pm
Jonah Hex Ayers. ::nods, and produces a deck of cards:: Deal yuh in? Tempting, but I can't stay long. Mainly just stopped in to use the grill since my dinner got impounded. ((Still looking for new art for the guild's front page? I'd like to do a piece of the winners of next month's contest. Nothing says "prize" like having the reminder of you ruling thrown in the face of your competition whenever you enter the guild.))
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:02 pm
Then Ah guess Ah'd better drink fast.
::downs the shot and pours another::
It'd be nice tuh finish a game a' poker wi'fout someone gettin' killed.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:11 pm
*Finishes up the steak and wraps it up to go.*
Sorry to grill, drink and run. but I've got to head out. Tomorrow night I'm just going sit in here and relax.
*Heads out.*
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