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I DIDN'T DO IT!!!


Omg White zombie xp bwahaha....

When did I ever worshiped the devil or said I wanted to be a vampire?


and who the ******** keeps editing my posts *shifty eyes*


what the hell is going on?

Skullbag will know what this is from...




Andrew, are you a...GOTH?

Well, sure. Absolutly. Undeniably.
But here's the thing: I'm also a punk, a freak, a nerd, an artist, a writer, a student, a wimp, a progressive, a rationalist, a rivethead, a crank, an introvert, a Canadian, a "workoholic", a cat lover, a sentimentalist, a romantic, a sibling, a caffeine addict, a bibliophile, a web surfer, an audiophile, a humanist, a neurotic, a procrastinator, a designer, a voter, a friend, a migraine sufferer, a published author, the butt of the joke, an amateur psychologist, a tv viewer, a statistic, a seller, a buyer, a young adult, a "lapsed Catholic", an agnostic, a hopeful pessimist, a self-proclaimed intelectual, a sci-fi aficionado, a horror geek, a fan, an enemy, a wallflower, a collector, a comedian, a citizen, a recovering gamer, a supernatural expert, a human, a contrarian, a spectator, an anglophile, a "shoulder to cry on," a pretentious a**, a tough nut, a goofball, a stick in the mud, a low talker, a non drinker, a dreamer, a stickler, a dork, a grandchild, a wanna-be theremin player, a hulmerist, an actor, an opponent...and a thousand other things I could add and add and add. Just like anyone else.

And listen...

...I have never read an Anne Rice novel, and I doubt I ever will...I sneeze in bright light, especially when coming out of a dark room...and I've met four other people with the same problem...Sitting on the floor of my room is a large plush "frog prince" covered in rose patterns and clutching a large "kiss me" pillow. My friend won it from a Denny's Claw machine at 4am, and I suspect I'll have the thing forever...I was attacked by bees when I was about five, but was mostly uninjured...Occasionaly, I wonder if not likely hip-hop music makes me racist, but then I realize thats just asinine...I never ever think about death...I mean never...I watch that "Queer Eye for the Straught Guy" show whenever its on, and I have no idea why...Just the sight of large amounts of cheese will make my stomach lurch every single time...I never really learned how to drive a stick shift, and I can't quite fathom why anyone would ever want to, anyhow...When I'm sitting on my couch watching the tv, I obsessively run my hands over every surface, dredging up these big wads of cat hair and such...I think things on our orb get better every single day...There was a time, not to terribly long ago, when I actually cared about basketball scores...and I don't hate the world, really. I mean, I hate great large chunks of it, yeah...but then so do you...

And the point?

I dunno. Maybe the point is that, yeah, "GOTH" is one of the labels I've collected over the years, and thats just fine by me. I figure it's better to embrace hundreds of labels than to run screaming from each and every one...and remember: You don't know everything you need to know about someone because you've managed to properly attach ONE label, eh?

You must read sad

but its long and boring

Oh, Langley, I weep that you would abandon our unborn spawn so easily for the seductive power of Australia. I guess I'll have to marry Yuri, except you sapped her of all her homosexuality, so now she's probably straight and going to run off with TheMessiah. Only I and our little mutant will be left to mourn here at the forum. Oh, woe is me. Woe. Well, okay, I'm not really one for woeing about, when I could be plotting and constructing... I think the only acceptable solution to today's events is crocodiles. I'm not going to reveal yet what I plan to do with these reptiles of utter devestation, but know that my plan also involves a jacked-up Ford and razorback boar.

Bwhahahaha!

awwww thankies redface

Congratulations to Andrew for not being a two-dimensional stereotype?