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 Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:49 am
Girls can be so cruel blaugh That's why it's my favorite gender. Most guys just walk over, beat the s**t outta you, and walk away. Girls, girls plan for weeks, mentally, physically, and socially scar you for 2 years minimum, and laugh about it every chance they get.
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:39 pm
Probably because most guys just care about asserting dominance over others. Gals care about making others submissive.
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:50 pm
Angelic Siren If she's making that big of a fuss over something so small then it's unreasonable to expect any growth from her or her character. The girl obviously believes her character is perfect the way she is. I say you should just have a bunch of the other characters jump her after school and hold her down so you can shave her with an electric razor. Maybe even strip her naked and take pictures. Then start plastering the pics all over school and handing them out to people on the street. I doubt that would bother her character much... her character is the school slut XD but the girl... she's like 14 or something
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:58 pm
Trust me, she'll mind when the local 40 year old dope addict with no teeth starts feeling her up when she's waiting for the bus.
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:16 pm
Or when Naro starts doing that! And thanks to Wras, Feral, and Siren. There's nothing she can do to stop me... >D
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:35 pm
Have fun. Try not to break her too quickly.
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:38 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:23 pm
Feral Knight Well, I had an interesting WTF moment today. Was invited to join a 3.5 Ed D&D group that is apparently pretty established and familiar with each other. A buddy of mine is on the group and asked if I would like to fill in a sixth place. Obviously, I agreed. This group happens to have this little house rule where we all make our characters together, apparently they have had issues with doubling up on roles and leaving some holes. Not a problem, until the WTF moment pops up. The guy making the rogue says that he wants his character to be half elven and half chaos spawn. The dungeonmaster got this kind of confused look on her face and asked him how this character's race combination came to happen. The guy said that his character's mother was a priestess of some unnamed Chaos Plane big wig. She was casting some kind of spell one day and it backfired, yanking a chaos spawn onto the Material Plane. Where, of all things, it tentacle raped her. Except for why genetic material was excreted through the tentacle, that is a nice response. You must have found a good group where that would not only be questioned, but where a thought-about response was available upon request. Lady Bern But I have absolutely no skill in making a RP. I know that I have to make the plot, the rules, and the profile skeleton and all of that. But most of my skills I have of being in charge of an RP came from being in a guild and the captain running off leaving me in charge. How will you learn if you don't try? Trial and error is a great teacher... and homework buddy.
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:41 pm
I actually have to agree with Lillian.
Feral, you're asking chaos to make sense. Stop it. You're smarter than that. You're just lucky the tentacle didn't secret jellied napalm fish backwards in time to Pat Benatar while singing 'hit me with your best shot' backwards in a clown suit. Still at least that would of made more sense than Pirates of the Caribbean. SOOOO MANY SUB PLOTS! WHY!?
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:59 pm
Oh, I know it's possible. Was more of a caught by surprise kind of thing. And my mind just being analytical. For all I know, chaos spawn can spew genetic material from their eyeballs. When they actually choose to have them. Or their sheer randomness has them grow or erupt or whatever.
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:47 pm
I think the most disturbing one for me is I was Role Playing on City of Heroes. I know, right there anyone familiar with CoH would be frantically trying to stop the story right there. I must share the awkward though. If it were only some simple Futa rape or some mundane extreme... w/e. No.
So my friends convince me to join this guild, the RP guild has the premise that they're aliens escaping a dieing world. Right cool... kind of tired... w/e they're friends. I'll see how it goes.
So one time I'm ******** off in the middle of our crashed ship when I walk in on the guild leader and this girl that I was good friends with. Cybering, but oh no, not just cybering. The guild leader threatens me with tentacle p***s from his back. Which is apparently normal for their species. To which I promptly, plainly, and shortly said "No." and peaced out. I think this was also as awkward as the time I found furcadia on my friend's desk top.
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Horrible
awkward...
bleh...
(The only reason I know what it is and what it entails is I had some exe's convince me to try it out....)
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:06 pm
Oh dear gods that is absolutely hilarious. Best laugh I've had all week. rofl
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:06 pm
...Wow. I'm not sure what else to say.
EDIT: Oh, wait. Yes I do. I'm never again going to be able to read anything you post without imaging you watching furry porn while you get tentacle raped.
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:40 pm
Someone mention tentacles?
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:50 pm
Feral Knight ...Wow. I'm not sure what else to say. EDIT: Oh, wait. Yes I do. I'm never again going to be able to read anything you post without imaging you watching furry porn while you get tentacle raped. I should be more shocked about you picturing me getting furry tentacle rape. Slightly more seriously though. I've been RPing for some time now. I've had some seriously awkward moments blind side me out of no where.
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