Ruin My Wish game

[Deathfrost]

Granted, but you only live there for 5 seconds before your head explodes & aliens rob your corpse (or whats left of it...)

I wish I had enough money to have mindless suck-ups... mrgreen  

[A death bird]

granted but one of the suck ups kill you and steal your monny

i wish that the world impodin then exploded  

[Deathfrost]

Granted, but you are the only one caught in the blast, as everyone else somehow got to another world before it happened...

I wish I were 90 feet tall...  

[A death bird]

garnted but an airplane flew by and cut your head off

i wish elmo had no friends and elmer whold kill him >.>  

[Deathfrost]

Granted, but then before elmo died, he came to your house & killed all your pets in the most disturbing way possible... eek (don't forget "Elmo LOVES his goldfish...")
I wish disney would go bankrupt & all their executives would be tossed into the pen for the rest of their unnatural lives! (& I don't mean that fake bankrupt like what happened to k-mart right before they bought sears...)  

[A death bird]

granted but then a mob of angry chidrin ditroyed the world some how



i wish the forth wall wasint there so i can go anywere i want  

[Karvax nar Kilratha]

Granted, but now you've created a temporal paradox that causes you to suffer a fate worse than death.

I wish money didn't matter in this world.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Granted, the currency of this world is not money, its BLOOD, oh and your rents due, your dead.

I wish the words "Brony" or "MLP" Didn't bother me, its odd... But i went there once, don't want to go back...  

[Dragona_Soluna]

Granted, but now every word besides those two bother you and you end up going insane because of it. Say hello to your new friends, the Happy Pills!! 4laugh

I wish junk food and other unhealthy foods were good for your health.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

granted but you ended up so healthy, you died because of the lack of fats in the next winter, just trying to take a bath...

I wish I could has A weapon, not a gun, a blade, me liek sharp stuffs... Sharpy sharpy... Burny, burny... Or a lighter, that would work too biggrin  

[Clixadonia]

Granted!
But the weapon makes you bleed to death in your bathroom.
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I wish I had a mongoose! 4laugh  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Granted somehow in your wish it turned me into a mongoose and Im lazy but don't give a s**t of you. So yeah, Me no love you.

I wish for a skyscraper to be on fire spontaneously!  

[A death bird]

granted, but it was the skyscraper that was newly bult near your house so... it fell on you house while you were asleep




i wish that the moon grew arms and huged then sun  

[Karvax nar Kilratha]

Granted, but now it's turned into an eldritch monstrosity causing havoc among the galaxy.

I wish that trees become an army of nature's fury against those who pollute it.  

[Deathfrost]

Granted, but just as your wish comes true, you drop a piece of paper & the trees kill you for littering...

I wish everyone hated disney as much as I do... No, actually MORE than I do!!!...