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 Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:29 pm
[[Cassey yaaaaaaay]]
Monoe wailed.
"My dictionary...!"
Azrael walked over.
"What were you trying to figure out?"
"What 'sex' means!"
Azrael quickly flashed Ecchymos a thumbs up before patting Monoe on the head.
"It's basically when two people hug each other."
"So.... Polly likes.. hugging people?"
"Yes."
"But, I like hugging people more than she does. Does that make me a nnymphomaniac?"
Azrael did not respond.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:38 pm
Ecchymos returned Azrael's thumbs up, then signed that he should continue talking to Monoe.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:43 pm
Azrael continued.
"No, you hug for a good reason. You hug with clothes on."
"So if I take my lcothes off and hug someone, I'm a nympho?"
"Yes."
Monoe then gasped.
"But I hugged Vhozd when my dress was taken away!"
"No, no. All of your clothes."
"My bloomers?"
"Yes."
Monoe tilted her head.
"But those are part of my body."
"No they aren't."
Monoe turned around, and pulledat her leg.
"They.. they aren't! Okay, I'll make sure never to take them off!"
Azrael walked away very proudly.
[[X'D]]
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:04 pm
((wow, she never let's off the questions does she?)) "You have anything with a high rate of fire?" Dimitri asked.Alexander thought for a moment then walked over to a crate and lifted out a Machine gun "I know, I know, not as hightech or fancy as some of the other stuff but i think i'd fit your whole, dark solider look better. Besides it's a good weapon, fast firing, more compact then most HMGs for better handling in close quarters as well it's easy to reload and mantience.Dimitri took the machine gun and held it for a moment. He raised it and did alittle swivel. "The weight is good for a gun it's size... what size roud does it use?""A speacil 8.56 round I've developed for this weapon" Alexander said.((He also does custom coloring for each weapon biggrin gotta keep the customer happy))
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:53 pm
"These annoying organics..." PRO-1 jumped back as Wadsworth crashed to the ground. As Wadsworth exploded(?) shrapnel flew across the room.
"Incoming projectiles...intercepting." PRO-1 lifted up his right arm and steadied it with his left hand. He fired at the incoming shards and they also exploded into smaller fragments and dust which clanged harmlessly against PRO-1's metallic body.
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:35 am
Eccymos smiled at Monoe.
"What do we do now?"
~*~
The shards of Wadsworth that were hit by PRO-1 took significantly longer to form together again. When they did, they shook small fists at the robot before joining the circle around Heratik.
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:00 am
[[I even have a little comic strip series called 'MONOE'S QUESTIONS' that deals directly with that.]]
Monoe walked back to the table where Polly had attacked, and resumed reading.
She began reading 'RAPUNZEL'.
"I never knew that rapunzel was one of the things thhat summoned the Stork!"
[[What, you didn't think Monoe had theories about pregnancy? XD]]
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:21 am
Ecchymos looked confused for a moment before he decided to go along with Monoe's ideas on reproduction.
"Yup."
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:26 am
Monoe tilted her head.
"But, then, I read somewhere that eating cabbage did that. So does the cabbage have to be seasoned with rapunzel?"
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:05 am
Ecchymos smiled.
"Well, you're certainly perceptive. Usually they don't tell girls that until they turn twenty."
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:12 am
Monoe pouted.
"But why cabbage? It tastes so BAD. I've also heard that pickles and melons have something to do with it. Which is kinda odd, since Mister Salem eats them all the time!"
She gasped.
"Is Mister Salem gonna summon the stork?"
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:15 am
Ecchymos gasped, and tried not to laugh.
"Oh my! You may have a cousin soon!"
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:18 am
Monoe flinched.
"But Chryseis told me she can't have babies, since hers are 'asexually made' and come out of her throat. And Daddy told me guys can't summon the stork since the stork likes pretty women."
[[X'D]]
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:26 am
Ecchymos pondered.
"But then why would Salem want to summon the Stork? It is a mystery."
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:30 am
Monoe tilted her head.
"I asked him, and he says that they just taste really good."
She put her hands on her hips.
"My teacher once let me watch a cartoon called Fighting Foodons, [[which hwas a HORRIBLE cartoon X'D]] and the food in there was alive and fought tournament battles. Can such food really be magical?"
She wailed.
"It's a good thing I told him that I didn't want to try any pickles myself..."
[[If she ever read One Piece, it'd blow her MIND.]]
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