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Ivy quickly makes her way to her down trodden friend. "Come here sweetie." She cooed, hugging her close. She whispered. "I promised not to name any names, but I've over heard several female heroes and villains make very jealous comments about your shape, dear." She caressed Harley's shoulder. If only her friend knew how lucky she was. Even Ivy wasn't sure if her mutation could fight gravity.

Me: I'm working on a post right now Darkie! ^.^ heart heart heart

Harley rolled her eyes "Uh huh." she said with little care. "Face it Red, you and kitty get all the looks of interest. I get the looks of disapproval and all because I made a dumb choice in who I dated." Stuffing a cookie in her mouth she tried to say between bites "Ah well, jokes on them. While they think I'm nothing but a screw up, I'll pull the rug out from under them and show them whose the baddest gal around." Washing down the cookie with milk she added "Then, when I own Gotham, I'll be able to buy all the pretty dresses I want and no one will be able to stop me cuz it'll be MY CITY!" She stuck her tongue out and waved her hands next to her face as though to taunt Batman who was minding his own business eating a sandwich.

Batman glanced up, a little confused as to why Harley was making faces at him but simply let it go and went back to eating his sandwich. After all, it was a really good sandwich!

Dark pipes up "I'm seriously wondering why everyone thinks Bruce has pics of EVERY woman in the DCU. If anything, I'd imagine the collection would be far shorter.. only including; Selina, Diana, Lois, Talia, Pamela, Harley and perhaps Vicky. Then again there may be more women he's got some form of relationship with... after all, Richard had to have gotten his bad habits from some one.

Richard points at Dark "Hey not fair! You're referencing me from Earth 1! I'll have you know that here in Earth 73 I am nothing like that!"

Cass pokes Richard and points to the picture of Starfire and then the incinerator where previously mentioned thong was now destroyed.

Richard narrowed his eyes at Cass whispering "Shhh, I was a teenager alright? Give it a rest already."

Cass held out her hand, as though wanting a bribe to keep quiet.

Richard blinked "You're kidding me right?" Sighing he gave her a bag of Mr Christie cookies.

Cass glared at him, tossing the bag over her shoulder and more forcefully motioned for the proper bribe.

Richard grumbled as he handed her the bag of cookies Barbara made especially for him earlier that day "I can't sneak anything past you can I?"

Cass smiled under her mask and skipped off to the couch to join Harley and Ivy, offering each of them a cookie before rolling up the bottom of her cowl so she could eat a cookie herself.

Nightmare got off the now crowded couch and sat on the arm rest, he looked at Dark "I thought it'd be obvious, he's the goddamn Batman."

*nod nod* he's tequilla in human form, he makes women's clothes fall off.

Nightmare thumped Lois upside the head "lucky you I didn't bring your pair back."

Nightmare nodded at Ivy "its been scientifically proven that blondes are more fun."

and Ivy's right, Catwoman's built is more averagish.

Nightmare used his tail to pull Harley back down onto the couch "use wantcha got, and dun worry, be happy."

I wouldn't call Catwoman average... I'd say trim, fit, or athletic maybe. I think I know where Harley's coming from. She knows she's no slouch. It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it, and Harley was just doing the wrong thing. But now she's got a chance to turn it around!

And she wants to become a queenpin....

I guess it'll be nice to at least test it out for a while. Get a feel for it, have a taste of that forbidden fruit, be the lady. I have a feeling Harley's gonna go legit too though. After all these shenanigans are out of the way.

Call it Doggie senses. Trust me. Anything preceded by 'doggie-' is a good thing.

Harley was going to say something but the comment about Wonder Whore made her pause and a moment later burst out into laughter and at the same time trying to sing the old tv theme song "Wuh wuh wuh WONDER WH-WHORE!!!!" She actually fell off the couch in tears, it struck her just the right way apparently and not just the coffee table that she whacked her forehead off of in the process!

A little, red clawed hand reached out from under the couch and past the Gotham City Sirens comics to the laughing Harley and then disappeared under the couch again.

Harley's laughing stopping abruptly as her eyes lay their sights on the comic book covers "SWEET TITS AND a** BATMAN!" she exclaimed as she looked over the art work. Even flipping through the pages noticing how Gotham's three best bad girls were illustrated "Wow do we really look that hot?!" Squeeling as she saw the little short shorts with red and black diamond print on the thigh she said "OOooo I want those! I want 'em! I want 'em! I want 'em!" Hoping to her feet she bolted out of the chatroom at a speed that'd even make the Flash dizzy!

Nightmare rolled his eyes "yeah yeah." he watched Harley run off then looked at Ivy "looks like you have compitition."

*rubs chin* I wonder if on bizzaro world they have a reversed Queer Eye for the Straight guy.

Nightmare looked at Eric "why?"

think about it, would the bizarro have a guy drop off his girlfriend with a few hookers and ask them to slut her up?

Nightmare nodded "makes sense."

think we should call them up for Harley?

Nightmare nods "If she can't get her new make over right the first time, we'll ask."