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 Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:35 pm
Heratik kept going and crashed into the wall. His claws got stuck in them.
"DaMn iT!! Why do I keep doing that!?!?
He set his feet against the wall and started to push up with them. The claws were gradually sliding out. With enough heaving, his hands snapped out of the wall. In a fit of rage, he jumped back down to the floor and started slashing away at the air and nearby objects while yelling in a demonic double voice.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:36 pm
Vhzod and Ecchymos were confused.
"Monoe? Who is this?"
Ecchymos gestured to Valentine.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:41 pm
Valentine popped out.
"Oh! I'm her cousin-once removed... heart "
She took a few more quick pictures.
"You know, there's nothing I love more than money, and boy, does this little girl have that capacity!"
"I'm worth money?"
Polly laughed.
"She's taking fetish shots!"
"Yes," Valentine said. "Now, if you would follow me, I'll dress you up in a bunch of pretty--"
Monoe raised her hand.
"Excuse me, but are they bad?"
"They're everything I'd do," Polly said.
Monoe backed away, hiding behind Ecchhymos.
"But... you're God. Why would you..."
[[Jack hasn't noticed yet.]]
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:52 pm
Ecchymos was confused. Again.
"Wait, what? God?"
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:00 pm
Valentine spun around dramatically, flipping her blonde hair.
"Let me introduce myself; you may recognize me from my top-quality report show, but I'm Valentine! Reincarnation of the Lady, who was who you and I know as God. I'm saying 'was', since her stupid-a** husband, Jack or whatever, killed her for sleeping with Kokopelli! Which you can't blame her for doing, since he's a stud."
[[Kokopelli has had five [named] fangirls: Chryseis [formerly], Ann, the Lady [formerly], Valnetine, and my acting partner Heather.]]
She laughed.
"Reynard told me to never come down here, but I had to see this epoch of cuteness myself! Besides, I'm God. Who could kill me?"
Monoe pointed.
"But... Miss Valentine..."
"Yes?"
Monoe pointed to Jack, who had actually grown two eyes to examine her closely.
"Hello, dearest," Jack said.
"O-Oh no."
Needless to say, a chase ensued.
"I WILL RIP YOUR OVARIES OUT WITH MY BARE HANDS, AND THEN EAT THEM!"
Monoe stared in horror, and Polly tilted her head, forgetting about their fight until she picked Monoe up again.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:12 pm
All the shards of Wadsworth formed up into miniature Wadsworths [[Each maybe 6 inches tall.]]. They encircled Heratik and giggled simultaneously, filling the room with the creepy cadence.
~*~
Ecchymos turned around.
"We should go, while they're distr-DAMMIT!"
He pulled a knife from one of his many pockets. Vhozd grabbed Monoe and braced his bulk, making himself basically immovable.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:16 pm
Polly put her hands behind her head.
"Ohhhhhh? Do you wwant to tear your little girlfriend's dress? Make her prey to voyeurs like Valentine over there?"
She sat down, and slowly crossed her legs.
[[SUCH a ho XD]]
"Either that, or I'll do naughty things while in it. Jack'll have to calm down, you know..."
[[Polly is so... urgh |D;]]
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:30 pm
Ecchymos smiled and put his knife away.
"Oh, but I don't need to tear anything except you."
His smile widened, and he walked over to Polly.
"You look soft. Like you would stretch quite a bit before tearing."
He cracked his knuckles, like a pianist preparing to play.
"Let's see, shall we?"
He reached towards Polly's face.
[[Do you know why fleshcrafting is generally done on dead things? I'll give you three guesses.]]
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:34 pm
[[I alrready guessed. Correctly.]]
"Oh, you pplan to be rough?", Polly said. "I'm sorry, I've had enough of that for one day..."
He let go of Monoe.
"Besides, only a weirdo like her would enjoy that. My milk lines have experienced enough for one day..."
Jack came back, wheezing form some weird sort of self-satisfaction, and held a black shirt covered in bright red blood.
"C-Come on... I'm tired..."
Polly threw the dress at Ecchhymos, rapidly changing into a opossum.
She ran up onto Jack's hat, and he slithered away, still hhuffing and puffing.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:46 pm
Ecchymos sighed.
"Good."
He bent picked up Monoe's dress.
"I hate having to do that."
He handed it to Monoe and wiped dust off his robes.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:53 pm
Monoe hid behind Vhozd and changed into her dress.
"It smells like gingerbread now..."
Valentine appeared on the TV.
"VALENTINE'S SWINGIN' REPORT SHOW, SPECIAL BROADCAST!"
Valentine appeared, wearing several bleeding bandages and a neck brace.
"Bonjour, everybody. as you can telll, I'm not looking as lovely as I usuallly do...."
Reynard was laughing hysterically, and the name caption for Valentine read 'Valentine - IDIOT' instead of the usual 'Valentine - GODDESS OF BEAUTY'.
"Our fighter profile this time around is a very active fighter, named Polly. No last name, since she's a figment of a very moe girl's imagination. Fights with candy. Confirmed weak spots are stomach and butt. Ally of the one who did this to me, Team A."
She continued on.
"The unified warm colors of her outfit serve nicely, but she's too busy being a whore for you to really care aboutt her fashion sense. I'm surprised she doesn'tt have STDs. Must be thhat low body temperature opossum-thing. She's also a huge nympho, and nearly everything is a turn-on for her. Crazy b***h!"
The broadcast cut off.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:58 pm
Ecchymos put his face in his hands. Monoe is going to ask me what all those words meant oh no what am I going to do?
"Crud."
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:12 pm
Monoe, however, didd nothing.
She took out her dictionary, and flipped to the 'n' section.
After reading a little bit, she began to flip to the 's' section.
[[uh oh.]]
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:20 pm
Miss Lovely Rita [[I demand more Cassey! She's so cool. And Alexander. they're both great.]] ((I'll see what I can do, but it'll take abit to get something rolling)) Alexander rolled off the cot and landed face first on the ground. "Ow..atleast the cot is low" he said then pushed himself up he dusted himself off. He stood up and grabbed his temple. "Oh, oh boy, hangover...crap, Cassey, water please" He said. Cassy grabbed a water bottle and handed it to her master before going back to her magazine. Alexander took a small tube used by pharmacies for prescription pills. Only these held a speacil pill he'd been working on for sometime. He took the pill with water and his hangover eased off quiet abit, thought any really loud noise would bring it back.Dimitri set the sniper rifle down and closed the case then moved to another. He opened up and pulled out a sword. "What;s so unique about this?" He asked.Alexander took the sword and took out a small blue orb the size of a large marble. He slid it into the end of the hilt. The blade split into two smaller needle point blades a current of eletricity ran betwen the two. Alex twisted the handle and swun it a samm wave of eletrical current flew from the blade and slammed into the wall, having no effect on the wall but on an organic or metal object the eletricity would do something. Dimitri looked at the sword and watched the demostration and was suprised, "That is a very interesting weapon...no that's an understatment" he said."Cassey has something simliar built in along with her defence protocol...and before yoiu think about it, activating it isn't the smartest move to make" He said. "As well this weapon can also act as a flame based weapon" He said. He removed the small marble and the blade folded back togeather and alexander put it back into it's case.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:25 pm
Ecchymos thought for a second, then gestured at the dictionary and muttered under his breath. The dictionary burst into flame.
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