ok this iz hallarious and i bet ya'll will like it itz really long but TOTALLY worth it xD itz a convo between me and my friend LepriKon hez a rapper hez like REALLY GOOD in fact im listenin to one of hiz songz xD and sis.... the only kool thing i seen on coke waz my stuffed animal sheep waving at me i waz like OMG NO ******** WAY DONT DO THAT UR NOT SUPPOSE TO ******** DO THAT
LepriKon (9/5/2008 3:47:28 AM): ~~~MASS~~~ Kitty is just upset cuz i can please Zero and she cant!!! =;
Mama Kitty (9/5/2008 3:48:41 AM): ~mass~ not really i dont give i ******** who i please as long as i get off
biggrin but if i dont get off... we got a problem
LepriKon (9/5/2008 3:49:37 AM): ~~~MASS~~~ If there was ever a tyme to test for AIDS....it would be after ******** Kitty
neutral :-j
Mama Kitty (9/5/2008 3:50:17 AM): ~mass~ thatz only because i ******** leppy that i got aidz
Mama Kitty (9/5/2008 3:50:26 AM): wait... i just dissed myself
Mama Kitty (9/5/2008 3:50:58 AM): ~mass~ i just noticed that last mass waz a diss to myself to... ******** u lep i aint got aidz
LepriKon (9/5/2008 3:52:37 AM): ~~~MASS~~~ Tits r sacks of fat..... right??? hey Kitty, ur sacks r overflowing and sumthin is leaking out the side
neutral Mama Kitty (9/5/2008 3:53:26 AM): ~mass~ yea leppy could u put ur finger there while i find a cork to plug it up
LepriKon (9/5/2008 3:55:06 AM): ~~~MASS~~~ Omfg....is tht...Motor oil??? Hm....i guess she got motor boated too many tymes and they popped...
confused ?
Mama Kitty (9/5/2008 3:57:37 AM): ~mass~ so do i go to a car shop or the hospital for that
LepriKon (9/5/2008 3:57:24 AM): ~~~MASS~~~ I heard the word "CLAP" and thought of Kitty.... =))
Mama Kitty (9/5/2008 3:58:27 AM): ~mass~ im not the one with the clap lep... u should be thinking of urself there hun
LepriKon (9/5/2008 4:00:51 AM): ~~~MASS~~~ Kitty's crotch is a walking drum machine....xD Bum Bum CLAP....Bum Bum CLAP =))
Mama Kitty (9/5/2008 4:02:37 AM): ~mass~ lep just wondering r ur ballz little bellz cuz each time u walk by all i hear iz that song jingle bellz jingle bellz jingle all the way
~~~MASS~~ My balls MAY play jingle bells....but MY crotch fumes didnt kill the horse pulling the sleigh....=))
Mama Kitty (9/5/2008 4:06:04 AM): ~mass~ yea well at least i dont use my under cheese on my sandwichez
LepriKon (9/5/2008 4:07:09 AM): ~~~MASS~~~ I used my undercheese on my sandwich....but if i had a p***y, my lips wouldnt look like the buns....
smile )
Mama Kitty (9/5/2008 4:08:11 AM): ~mass~ naw but ur p***s lookz like one of them lil smokiez
LepriKon (9/5/2008 4:08:25 AM): psychojuggalette_78 madden: Hey your making me laugh so hard and my ex is being an a*****e to me right now lol thanks
Mama Kitty (9/5/2008 4:09:43 AM): ~mass~ the headline on the newz tomarrow will be "Wanna be famous rapper LepriKon killed over 100 people for making them laugh to hard"
LepriKon (9/5/2008 4:10:07 AM): ~~~MASS~~~ Kitty is mad cuz my "lil Smokies" p***s is less flabby than her whistling v****a
smile )
Mama Kitty (9/5/2008 4:10:59 AM): ~mass~ lep iz crying bloody murder because someone mistakined hiz d**k for the lil smokiez and dipped it in syrup and bit onto it
~~~MASS~~~* { Jelly Bean } *: I'm mad cause your d**k is bigger then mine
* { Jelly Bean } *:
sad (
LepriKon: well, sometymes God loves u...and other tymes....well...he makes u Kitty....
~~~MASS~~~juggalette kitty: omg that one waz a killer
juggalette kitty: omg
juggalette kitty: brb imma ******** piss my pantz <<< VICTORY IS MINE!!! >
smile ~mass~ ******** u lep i aint done with u yet. yea that waz funny as s**t. at least god made me and not some hobo on the street like lepz creater
~~~MASS~~~ this b***h did NOT just get back up after a TKO....xD Kitty....ima steal a line from ICP for this one.....but ima switch it around just a bit......"The only way u could get a guy to lick ur cooch, is if u laced tht s**t wit Crack!" <<<< Thanx to ICP and MLM for tht influence =))
Mama Kitty (9/5/2008 4:19:53 AM): ~mass~ well i didnt have to do that when u licked me now did i leppy
LepriKon (9/5/2008 4:20:43 AM): ~~~MASS~~~ I never licked ur cooch....my momma told me to stay away from junk food
Mama Kitty (9/5/2008 4:21:04 AM): ~mass~ ur mamaz right cuz im sweet like caaaaaaaandy
LepriKon (9/5/2008 4:22:23 AM): ~~~MASS~~~ Sweet like candy??? More like, sour like rotten fish thts been left out in the sun for 54 days...but we're not talkin about the smell, r we???
Mama Kitty (9/5/2008 4:23:42 AM): ~mass~ at least i aint got webz and s**t hangin off my junk how long haz it been since u got laid boy
LepriKon (9/5/2008 4:24:25 AM): ~~~MASS~~~ s**t, 20 mins, ur momma just left the room
Mama Kitty (9/5/2008 4:25:22 AM): ~mass~ figurez ud go after my momma but damn boy thatz nasty my momma iz like throwin a hot dog down a hallway. ******** after 4 kidz when miranda came out she like skipped out of that p***y
LepriKon (9/5/2008 4:27:00 AM): ~~~MASS~~~ Ud be surprised how many tymes i hear "Kitty" and "Hot dog down a hallway" in the same sentence
Mama Kitty (9/5/2008 4:27:36 AM): ~mass~ at least i aint no short lil green b*****d waitin at the end of the rainbow for little boyz
LepriKon (9/5/2008 4:30:19 AM): ~~~MASS~~~ Sometymes in life....it gives u Lemons...and u make Lemonade....correct??? In Kitty's case....life gave her s**t....so now, eat it and die
Mama Kitty (9/5/2008 4:34:12 AM): ~mass~ life givez u lemonz make lemonaid, life givez u kitty and u get laid, life givez u leprikon and u go screamin and cryin out of the room cuz hiz s**t staaaaaaankz
LepriKon (9/5/2008 4:36:17 AM): ~~~MASS~~~ Kitty....ur still trying??? U know how to get on ur knees to earn a living...but u dont know when to bow down to ur superiors??? *tisk tisk*
Mama Kitty (9/5/2008 4:37:56 AM): ~mass~ at least i get money from what i do instead of standing in front of the mic sayin wack s**t that no one listenz to ne way ur better off on the side of the street jumpin up and down so ur ballz can do the jingle bellz again (jp ya'll leppy iz a dope rapper)
LepriKon (9/5/2008 4:39:11 AM): ~~~MASS~~~ Y am i taking s**t from someone who ******** homeless people and says its for Charity???
Mama Kitty (9/5/2008 4:40:19 AM): ~mass~ well u enjoyed my "charity" and lep i kno ud rather take it in the a** by tricksta
LepriKon (9/5/2008 4:43:50 AM): anyway...i ******** gotta be at Tricksta's house at 130 2maro
Mama Kitty (9/5/2008 4:44:35 AM): ~mass~ b4 u go leppy make sure u and tricksta use a CONDOM i dont want my lil man gettin ne aidz in the a**
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