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 Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 3:10 pm
Because your skin isn't washable.
Why do people eat rotten milk (aka cheese)?
*ps I like cheese
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 3:16 pm
Cause the rotten milk can't get you sick. Thats what they want you to think so they can have all the cheese.
Why did all the dinosaurs die?
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 3:28 pm
Because I stole all their peanuts.
Why are n00bs allowed on Gaia? xd
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 8:23 pm
because Gaia allows pretty much everyone
why does my hair feel dirty after I just washed it?
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 2:14 am
Because water is really glitter in disguise.
Why do thing go boom even in space???
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 2:35 am
because everything wants to go out with a loud bang.
how many years of school does it take to get finished with it?
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 4:43 am
depends, for some people 12, for some 16 for some more
why is my nose runny?
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 5:21 am
A: Because you scared it.
Q: When will my ride for school get here?
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 7:40 am
A: It is there but it keeps passing by your house real fast so you don't see it
Q: Why are the tips of my fingernails white?
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 7:56 am
because you were eating whipped cream with your fingers earlier and it got under your nails...
why am i pale?
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 7:59 am
Because you're albino
Why is it so gray outside today?
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 8:13 am
Because Global warming - being produced by the use of so much electricity everywhere - is melting polor ice caps - which turn into much more clouds - which is why it's cloudy. So to make it clear again you should turn off your computer.
Right?
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 8:21 am
Right. 3nodding
Why does parents trick kids into believing in santa?
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 8:28 am
Santa's not dead?!? Just joking... Santa is too real. He's just been dead a while. but to answer your question... because they are evil alians that teach you lies... LIES! LIES! and truth
So why don't people breathe?
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 1:26 pm
Well, see, that's because of this phenomenon called 'asexual absorbtion'. Besically, every human is born with a limited supply of air, and as soon as that person's air runs out, they die. But, through asexual absorbtion, one human can entirely envelope another and thus steal all their air - and, of course, their life. But Nature is a harsh mistress.
So, how did YOU like Nature last night? wink
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