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Wrasynth Ksyamen

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:18 pm


Wynaro
stare I don't quite like that bit about Bern...
I'm probably just being territorial, but I'm fine with that...
I think we might need to start a war though...

Also, I'd like to add that I heard that whole thing in the voice of some black, deep voiced, cool jazz radio style... kicked a**.


Meh. I'm not going to fight over Bern. She's a big girl and can decide for herself. Not too mention I've no intention of loosing to a wee lad or winning against a wee lad. There is just no winning. I crush you, I look bad. I let you win, I look bad. However if I let you look creepy and clingy to Bern. Then you loose. This would be if I was actually going to try and seduce her, I like her much more as a friend and colleague. Which I'm aware of is kind of a messed up thing to say but I also know she's taken. So harmless playful flirting is all I do. Sides I also have my own boo, and while Wrasynth might be that guy? I'm not so much that guy.

About the abduction advice? It's all theoretical knowledge. Not really applied. It'ed work in imaginary land, however the actual logistics of knowing the right dealers and everything would require much more work. I'm a white nerd at four points looking for ether. /dead.

Horse tranquilizers you could prolly get from the same dealer who has salt ether. @_@

Also from a cop?
PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:24 pm


... wha? Was there something about being a Narcissist in there? huh..

Well, Can we start the war anyway? It seems like it'd be fun. We could gather up lots of troups, and do battle in an all out war of the... people... of BPLB. We could even make it a guild event! Maybe someone could even lend me 20k so I can be a guy again! Or I could make 20k via tips for my epic posts!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:25 pm


Wrasynth Ksyamen
Wynaro
stare I don't quite like that bit about Bern...
I'm probably just being territorial, but I'm fine with that...
I think we might need to start a war though...

Also, I'd like to add that I heard that whole thing in the voice of some black, deep voiced, cool jazz radio style... kicked a**.


She's a big girl and can decide for herself.


where the hell were you when Marie and Naro were fighting over me months ago?? (Naro, if you don't remember this go back to Dark Labyrinth)
PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:32 pm


You can 'borrow' the horse tranquilizers from any rural vet. I would probably just slip her the meth though. Kind of partial to the idea of watching her use scissors to carve imaginary bugs from underneath her skin.

Feral Knight


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:45 pm


Wynaro
stare I don't quite like that bit about Bern...
I'm probably just being territorial, but I'm fine with that...
I think we might need to start a war though...

Also, I'd like to add that I heard that whole thing in the voice of some black, deep voiced, cool jazz radio style... kicked a**.

I can always happily nuzzle up to you and sniff you all of the time. I was attracted by the scent of the clove cigarettes. They even have those in a cappuccino and other coffee flavors; that's like a treat for those who get second hand smoke blown in their faces.

But we're losing focus. We have to deal with a bad RPer.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:54 pm


I try to avoid seriously hitting on girls unless in the right atmosphere because girls get hit on constantly. You don't want to look like the other over protective sleaze bags. Even if you are or aren't the last thing you want is to look like them.

Also hitting on girls and having it work doesn't mean you've won, it means you've prolly found a girl with a devastated self esteem or that has been wanting to hook up with you for some time. The motivation is generally pretty obvious. Bar scene hook ups never leave you feeling good if you're a decent sort of person. They're kind of like band aids to cover up what ever the last train wreck you dated. (Not that I've ever really done a bar scene hook up. I've intentionally avoided this mistake as I've plenty of other's to take it's place.) As you will fondly remember the pleasant times you had with her, even if this isn't how it should rationally work out. Then you contentiously compare every relation ship you hold for some time after because you gave your heart away.

Then again the said hypothetical person could be hedonistic and shallow. We call those douche bags. I mean there are shades in between all this as it's a bit bull s**t to try and over simplify this. So this is more or less the impression I have, projecting the personal experiences I've had. Which is more for the purposes of validating them to give them false meaning; as I'm keenly aware of wise people not needing advice, and fools not heeding it.

Wrasynth Ksyamen

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:56 pm


Lady Bern
Wynaro
stare I don't quite like that bit about Bern...
I'm probably just being territorial, but I'm fine with that...
I think we might need to start a war though...

Also, I'd like to add that I heard that whole thing in the voice of some black, deep voiced, cool jazz radio style... kicked a**.

I can always happily nuzzle up to you and sniff you all of the time. I was attracted by the scent of the clove cigarettes. They even have those in a cappuccino and other coffee flavors; that's like a treat for those who get second hand smoke blown in their faces.

But we're losing focus. We have to deal with a bad RPer.


This is also truth. @_@ I suggest breaking a frozen dong across her face in front of everyone. She will then be mocked as that chick who had a dong broken on her face. It's stupid childish, but will stick for ever and ever.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:01 pm


Wrasynth Ksyamen
Lady Bern
Wynaro
stare I don't quite like that bit about Bern...
I'm probably just being territorial, but I'm fine with that...
I think we might need to start a war though...

Also, I'd like to add that I heard that whole thing in the voice of some black, deep voiced, cool jazz radio style... kicked a**.

I can always happily nuzzle up to you and sniff you all of the time. I was attracted by the scent of the clove cigarettes. They even have those in a cappuccino and other coffee flavors; that's like a treat for those who get second hand smoke blown in their faces.

But we're losing focus. We have to deal with a bad RPer.


This is also truth. @_@ I suggest breaking a frozen dong across her face in front of everyone. She will then be mocked as that chick who had a dong broken on her face. It's stupid childish, but will stick for ever and ever.


dong?

grilledcheezy


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:12 pm


Help?

stupid b***h
Alie Valens

would you be willing to change back to the original picture with the chunk, about the size of the index finger and thumb looped in a circle on the side of her head, ripped out revealing the scalp?
I feel like your trying to give me every reason to not use the original picture.

its not that i just dont want my girl looking bad when shes in the preps ><


How do I respond to this without going off on her? this is driving me crazy
PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:24 pm


Alie Valens
Help?

stupid b***h
Alie Valens

would you be willing to change back to the original picture with the chunk, about the size of the index finger and thumb looped in a circle on the side of her head, ripped out revealing the scalp?
I feel like your trying to give me every reason to not use the original picture.

its not that i just dont want my girl looking bad when shes in the preps ><


How do I respond to this without going off on her? this is driving me crazy


Then tell her to play more defensive; get reprisal by using the authorities; or tell her to just role with it and that it will flesh out her character when confronted by the terrible reality that she's a shallow person. Validating her existence and ego entirely off of her looks. As soon as her looks are gone she has to grow as a character and evolve. You know, or die. If she kills her self this also causes an interesting development as a community in the RP which should also be played to the bone.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:25 pm


Alie Valens
Wrasynth Ksyamen
Lady Bern
Wynaro
stare I don't quite like that bit about Bern...
I'm probably just being territorial, but I'm fine with that...
I think we might need to start a war though...

Also, I'd like to add that I heard that whole thing in the voice of some black, deep voiced, cool jazz radio style... kicked a**.

I can always happily nuzzle up to you and sniff you all of the time. I was attracted by the scent of the clove cigarettes. They even have those in a cappuccino and other coffee flavors; that's like a treat for those who get second hand smoke blown in their faces.

But we're losing focus. We have to deal with a bad RPer.


This is also truth. @_@ I suggest breaking a frozen dong across her face in front of everyone. She will then be mocked as that chick who had a dong broken on her face. It's stupid childish, but will stick for ever and ever.


dong?


...

p***s

...
PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:32 pm


Wrasynth Ksyamen
Alie Valens
Wrasynth Ksyamen
Lady Bern
Wynaro
stare I don't quite like that bit about Bern...
I'm probably just being territorial, but I'm fine with that...
I think we might need to start a war though...

Also, I'd like to add that I heard that whole thing in the voice of some black, deep voiced, cool jazz radio style... kicked a**.

I can always happily nuzzle up to you and sniff you all of the time. I was attracted by the scent of the clove cigarettes. They even have those in a cappuccino and other coffee flavors; that's like a treat for those who get second hand smoke blown in their faces.

But we're losing focus. We have to deal with a bad RPer.


This is also truth. @_@ I suggest breaking a frozen dong across her face in front of everyone. She will then be mocked as that chick who had a dong broken on her face. It's stupid childish, but will stick for ever and ever.


dong?


...

p***s

...


so I'm supposed to chop of some guy's d**k, freeze it and slap her in the face with it?

grilledcheezy


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:35 pm


Yea Alie, I remember that very well -w- good times... good times...
I do it for a few people, cause I gotz mah BPLB galz.. Bern, Alie, Cheza, and... I miss Shapatti = She hasn't been around since I got back...

Bern, that would be nice, but I must start a war, it's just too fun to ignore. This guild hasn't had a good battle in awhile, personally, I think everyones going soft. And that means, we've gotta harder everyone up... and I'm just the girl to do it! (mostly so that I can go back to being a guy...) damn these achievements!

I'm scared to rp with that girl btw... if you're talking about Kat that is... I mean, she's very reluctant to fix anything. I'd do something in the rp, but it's just not my character. With permission I could always break the fourth wall of course... >.>
PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:36 pm


Wrasynth Ksyamen
Alie Valens
Help?

stupid b***h
Alie Valens

would you be willing to change back to the original picture with the chunk, about the size of the index finger and thumb looped in a circle on the side of her head, ripped out revealing the scalp?
I feel like your trying to give me every reason to not use the original picture.

its not that i just dont want my girl looking bad when shes in the preps ><


How do I respond to this without going off on her? this is driving me crazy


Then tell her to play more defensive; get reprisal by using the authorities; or tell her to just role with it and that it will flesh out her character when confronted by the terrible reality that she's a shallow person. Validating her existence and ego entirely off of her looks. As soon as her looks are gone she has to grow as a character and evolve. You know, or die. If she kills her self this also causes an interesting development as a community in the RP which should also be played to the bone.

Damn you're good.

Yes she can show how obsessed her character and it seems she herself is with looks. If such at thing was to happen I'd say she'd skip out on previous engagements to fix her looks. And while this is all happening in an attic somewhere a portrait of her is steadily getting uglier.

@Wyn- We're talking about physically and mentally tormenting this girl, how is that soft?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:39 pm


Alie Valens
Wrasynth Ksyamen
Alie Valens
Wrasynth Ksyamen
Lady Bern
Wynaro
stare I don't quite like that bit about Bern...
I'm probably just being territorial, but I'm fine with that...
I think we might need to start a war though...

Also, I'd like to add that I heard that whole thing in the voice of some black, deep voiced, cool jazz radio style... kicked a**.

I can always happily nuzzle up to you and sniff you all of the time. I was attracted by the scent of the clove cigarettes. They even have those in a cappuccino and other coffee flavors; that's like a treat for those who get second hand smoke blown in their faces.

But we're losing focus. We have to deal with a bad RPer.


This is also truth. @_@ I suggest breaking a frozen dong across her face in front of everyone. She will then be mocked as that chick who had a dong broken on her face. It's stupid childish, but will stick for ever and ever.


dong?


...

p***s

...


so I'm supposed to chop of some guy's d**k, freeze it and slap her in the face with it?

There's always the d**k of a thousand Lincolns.
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