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 Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:58 am
Ecchymos laughed.
"It's fine. In fact, Vhozd and I thrive on chaos."
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:00 am
Monoe didn't say anything, and sadly went back to reading the fables.
I just don't want you to get hurt is all...
She retied the ponytail, and turned to Ecchymos.
"Is it crooked?"
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:05 am
Ecchymos glanced at Monoe.
"It's fine."
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:09 am
Monoe looked back to her reading, saying nothing.
Polly, having eaten alll the strawberries[ and feeling much better] crawled onto the table Monoe was reading on.
Monoe saw it.
"Oh!"
She petted it on the head.
"So cute..."
Polly bit Monoe's finger.
"Eek!"
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:31 am
Ecchymos jumped back from the table when he noticed Polly.
"Augh! Vermin!"
He backed up against the wall.
"Vhozd. Kill it."
Vhozd, stand as far away from Polly as possible, tried to grab her.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:40 am
Monoe tilted her head.
"But opossums are clean! They don't even carry rabies!"
The Polly opossum scoffed, and then turned into human form, picking Monoe up.
"Fools. You're all where I want you to be!"
[[you know, that isn't really thhat smart, with Rufus in the room...]]
Polly squinted.
"The leader of Team C is stuck in a hyena form? Incapacitated. The leader of Team D can easily faint whenever I utter a lascivious word? Incapacitated. The leader of Team B, as we speak, is being taken care of by Heratik."
She laughed maniacally.
"Once I safely put the bon-bon into a cage, and Wadsworth is defeated, victory is ours!"
Monoe was flailing around.
"Nooooo! Anyone but her!"
[[I think I'm the only one who noticed that Team A has it made right now...]]
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:04 pm
The mini-Wadsworth laughed.
"I'm everywhere, b***h!"
It then crawled out of Monoe's ear and onto Polly. It grew teeth and crawled into Polly's clothes, where it began biting her. Echymos smiled at Polly.
"So Albion's number one fleshcrafter and 700 pounds of muscle aren't a threat?"
He scoffed.
"Vhozd. Take care of it."
Vhozd drew his mace, and attempted to bring it down on Polly's head.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:09 pm
Polly, however, had a different reaction than expected to the biting. "Ooooh... heart " [[D8]] "Isn't Albion a tiny British island....?", Polly said, dodging Vhozd, and putting Monoe's hand in the way of the hit. "GYAAAAAH!" Polly laughed very condescendingly. " Don't hit the president!" [[quote is at 2:48. There's a reason why the memory link doesn't work, but the answer is disturbing.]]
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:20 pm
Heratik looked up to where Wadsworth had lifted himself. He jumped up to about the same level as him and hovered in the air.
"Such a statement to make, sure you can back it up?"
He crossed his arms in front of his head for a dramatic pose. He then threw them to his sides, generating his long, shadowy claws. With a loud yell, he flew straight for Wadsworth with both of his hands extended forwards. ((kinda like a daggerclaw imp))
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:44 pm
The mini-Wadsworth moved downwards, to Polly's stomach, biting as it went. It came across a n****e and chomped down hard on it. Ecchymos looked confused.
"British? What are you talking about?"
Vhozd grabbed Monoe's arm and attempted to keep Monoe still while he threw a punch at the side of Polly's head. Ecchymos decided it was time to get involved, and pulled out a book which appeared to be bound in human skin. He flipped to a random page and started reading.
~*~
Wadsworth jumped out of Heratik's path, but realized too late that he was standing on a rafter. As he fell, he frantically tried to change into something that would allow him to stop his fall. He was halfway into a bird's from when he hit the ground, shattering and sending slivers of hard Wadsworth ricocheting around the room.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:55 pm
Polly flinched horribly, and she roared, baring her scarily fuill jaw of over 50 teeth.
[[Opossums have the most teeth of any land mammal.]]
"You little--!!"
She clawed at the mini-Wadsworth, flinging it off of her.
"Owwwww..."
Polly noticed the punch, but tilted her head so it hit her lollipop. It cracked the lollipop into powder, but Polly was unharmed.
"H-Hah...!"
The spell made her clothes light on fire, but she was not deterred.
Sicne the room was so dark, the only real light came from the fire, and it lit up her face in a horrifying wway.
"Oh... Feuerzangenbowle is what you want?"
[[what.]]
Monoe was wailing, since Polly holding her so close was hurting her.
"The fire hurts..."
Jack appeared, and Polly put her hands on her cheeks, gasping.
"Oh dear. It seems they're ganging up on you."
He yawned, and Polly pouted.
"Jaaaa-aaack~, give them pain!"
"I'm not sure... how to."
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:15 pm
Ecchymos hurriedly flipped through the book, and put his finger on a spell. He muttered the incantation, and Monoe and Polly were suddenly drenched in water. Vhozd aimed another punch at Polly's stomach, attempting to knock the air out of her. The min-Wadsworth formed up into a tiny version of it's father. It shook a tiny fist at Polly.
"What now, b***h?!"
It squealed in a high-pitched voice.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:24 pm
Ignoring the mini-Wadsworth, Polly shook her body to shake the water off of her.
"Damn..."
Noticing Vhozd again, Polly used Monoe as a human shield again, and Monoe coughed up blood.
"U-Ughhhk..."
Polly looked down at heer lcothes; they were cracking. some of her chocolate shhirt broke away, showing her collarbone.
"Oh..."
Jack noticed this, and he grabbed Monoe... and began to pull off her dress.
"Wh-What are you doing?!"
Monoe, wearing camisole, bloomers, and boots, wrestled out of Jacks grip, and hid behind Vhozd.
"M-My dress..."
Jack offered it to Polly, who wrapped it around herself liek a towel.
"Oh, Jack, you ruin my fun."
Azrael watched all of this, stupefied.
"What... the hell..."
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:52 pm
Ecchymos averted his eyes from Monoe and walked in her direction. He fumbled blindly in his many pockets and produced an extra robe. he tossed it to Monoe.
"Put that on."
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:57 pm
Monoe put on the robe, and it covered her in quite possibly the most moe way possible. Valentine, meanwhile, was taking pictures. " Yes, YES!" Azrael looked down at her. "...what are you doing here?" Polly saw said image, and sniffed. "It's so cute, I... I could vomit." Jack tilted his head confusedly.
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