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 Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 7:46 am
granted, but nobody ever hears of you because you're too shy about your writing.
I wish my picture showed up in the yearbook more!
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 6:44 pm
Granted, but your pictures are so annoying that they vandalize them.
I wish I can publish my book now!
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 8:07 am
granted, but no one buys it.
I wish my fausto's bottle was 1st gen!
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 8:25 am
Granted, but they have no more.
I wish I was good at wizard chess.
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 9:50 am
granted but you realize that wizards chess is exactly the same as normal chess minus the magical pieces, and you kick yourself because you thought the rules were any different.
I wish for precognitive abilities
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 1:55 pm
granted, but you can only use your powers while singing the Japanese alphabet song and dancing the Charleston!
I wish my I.Q. would double!
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 2:38 pm
Granted, but right before it doubles it drops to half of your original IQ, leaving you with the same IQ.
I wish school was out already!
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 2:20 am
Granted, but you go to summer school!
I wish I had a hat.
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 5:18 am
Granted, but it's the Sorting Hat and he keeps insisting you belong to your least favourite House.
I wish I had my Dream Avi.
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 6:53 am
Granted, but your dream avi looks horrible.
I wish my story would be... Published!
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 11:55 am
granted, but it's in a Native American language that only 7 people speak.
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 5:00 pm
I wish it could be summer vacation.
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 5:23 pm
Granted, but, then you had to transfer to a new school and you never saw your friends ever again.
I wish that horrible buttface stopped trying to steal my boyfriend.
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 6:23 pm
granted but your boyfriend realizes you were mean and goes with the buttface. ((Sorry. Harsh.))
I wish I had a zillion dollors.
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:07 pm
Granted, but you stole them... And you get a life sentence.
I wish my boyfriend isn't sick anymore. (And yes Aunt Alice, he is now my boyfriend)
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