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 Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:21 pm
Hm, that's rather disappointing.
*looks at 'Hexes and Curses for Dummies'*
I'm afraid none of these will really suit my purposes. I'm looking for something more along the lines of imprisoning gods and demons, or the shutting up of sarcastic handmaidens from Hel.
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:29 pm
I'm really sorry about that. But the last time we sold a real spellbook, bad things happened, and Powell has a tendency to overcompensate.
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:37 pm
Well, I will keep this place in mind if I am ever in any need of weaponized fiction.
*points to the fan-fic section*
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:39 pm
Ohh . . . we just carry THAT stuff because it annoys Dorkhawk And it sells pretty well.
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:41 pm
And has it raised the suicide rate in the Nexus?
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:43 pm
With rare exception, I don't think you can die in the Nexus. At least, I think that's what Greenie said.
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:44 pm
Oh, now, that's interesting. Do tell me more. I think dying is quite lame, myself. I don't plan on doing it if I can help it.
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:50 pm
That's really all I can tell you about it. The rest is some sort of techno-magical babble. Brainiac 5 could tell you more. And Chris Powell. He doesn't necessarily know what he's talking about? But he listens to Brainy, and is really good at parroting it back.
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:51 pm
Which one is Chris Powell, then? I should like to find out more about the Nexus's immortality powers.
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:53 pm
Darkhawk. He's . . . umm. He's hard to explain. He's a bit of an oddball. I know he hangs out at that DudeBros place a lot. Since . . . y'know. He created it.
Too much of a sausae prty for my taste xp
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:55 pm
He is a purveyor of celebration of sausages? I imagine him to be similar to Volstagg, then. I shall be on the lookout for him.
I suppose I should be getting back to Asgard before the All-Mother sends someone looking for me. Farewell!
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:58 pm
Umm. Yeah. See ya around, kiddo
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:13 pm
I am so done with Guy's fanfic fetish!
*wheels a shopping cart to the fanfic area and starts dumping them inside the cart*
I'm going to lock him out of the ordering computer and be done with this!
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:20 pm
*strolls by and notices an overflowing dumpster full of fanfics*
Odin's beard! More of that weaponized literature!
*opens up and peers inside curiously*
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 5:58 pm
*pushes another load into the dumpster*
MUHAHAHAHAHA!
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