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 Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:01 pm
*walks in with his magpie*
A library!
Bookstore.
A repository of information both new and arcane!
A bookstore run by dolts.
A peddler of both knowledge and the hedonistic delights of the Boy Play.
Loki, stay out of the adults only section.
*wanders through the aisles*
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:07 pm
Hmm....the fiction of fans. This looks interesting...
*picks up one entitled 'The Patriot Act.'*
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:11 pm
This is....strange.....oh, look. Illustrati-GAH! MY EYES!
*drops the fanfic like a hot potato*
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:34 pm
I have to congratulate the owners of this library.
Bookstore.
They have managed to weave a curse on books the likes of which I would have never imagined before reading these.
*Backs away slowly from the fanfic section*
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:42 pm
*slinks in*
Well. There seems to be significantly less yelling and possibilities of face-punching in here.
*turns to Ikol*
Why didn't you TELL me about 'Lovegame?' That man was ready to cave in my head!
*The magpie cocks its head to the side*
Loki....I'm evil you.
Yes, well....still. Extremely not cool. This is exactly why you're gone and I'm here instead.
*starts looking through the books*
I wonder if there's a spellbook section.
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 8:16 pm
Hm, a section marked adults only...surely the arcane tomes are in here.
*heads into the back room*
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 8:28 pm
*Guy floats out of the back rooom, and blinks to himself.*
Did I hear someone in here?
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 8:55 pm
These....are not tomes of ancient wisdom...Although...
*picks up the nearest 'Playdude' and starts flipping through it*
What IS it with humans and their obsession with rutting?
*continues reading*
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 8:57 pm
*Hears a child's voice in the Adult section, and goes flying.*
Hey, HEY! Little dude! You can't be back here! Umm. Come on, we have a fine selection of comic books and Harry Potter out front.
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 8:58 pm
But the articles are so fascinating! Listen to this one, a scribe entails his encounters of a lascivious variety:
"Dear Playdude, I never thought this would happen to me...."
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:04 pm
Well, firstly, all those letters are fake. And secondly . . . we could lose our license, having you back here!
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:05 pm
Can I bring it with me out front?
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:10 pm
*Guy groaned a little bit.*
See, if I let you do that Your Mom or Dad might come dowen here and want to kick my a**, and tey'd be ight to do it! How old are you, anyway?
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:12 pm
That's a tricky question to answer. The answer could be 14 months, 14 years, 14 thousand years...
*puts the book back on the shelf and takes a picture of the cover with his Starkphone*
I will use the torrent of bits to read the rest later. Can you direct me to the tomes of arcane knowledge or spellbooks?
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:18 pm
Spellbooks. We have a few of those. Thbe problem is we mostly carry new books. And the nreally powerful spellbooks are, like. Antiques.
And really too dangerous for us to just sell to anyone. So, even if we get them in, someone usually shows up to confiscate it. Sort of a lose-lose.
But I can show you what little we have.
*Walks to ashelf filled with books like "The Tarot in Fie Easy Steps."*
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