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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 6:41 pm

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Cloud: *whispers*See. I told you The Weapons are planning something.

Tifa: I dont know....

Cloud: Are you kidding me! look at them.

Aeris: They look like their having fun to me...

Cloud: WHAT!

Barret: What the @%#& kinda $&!# is this?

Yuffie: I'm not sure I can believe this...

Cloud: See, their on my side. somethings going on down there...

Cid: Yeah somethings goin on but I'm lost as %#$@...

Vincet: I've never seen such behavior...

Cloud: SHHHHHH....they're doing something...

Emerald: Would you like more tea Mr. Ruby?

Ruby: Oh no, but Teddy would love some ^__^ *holds up microscopic Teddy Bear with 2 claws*

Cait Sith: .........um, Cloud...

Cloud: SHHHH... ninja They're blood thirsty killers

HEH!Funny!

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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 9:04 pm

*random FFVII character runs in the room*

DA: Hello random FFVII character, how may I help you?

Random FFVII character: If my name was Aeris, I would be throwing you on the bed and stripping you naked before performing Grab Twist and Pull. If my name was Tifa I would probably want a wheelchair. If my name was Cloud I would be asking for steroids. If my name was Sephiroth I'd be asking why the mirror was talking to me.

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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 5:35 pm

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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 7:07 pm

Oni_Samurai

* Sephiroth stabs aerith throught *

Haha your dead.

* then he breaks out in song *

Haha your dead i killed you,
i made you boyfriend make a poopoo,
now cry and sobb and be a b***h,
her stomach you wll have to s-t-i-t-c-hhhhh
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I have continued that song.

Haha your dead i killed you,
i made you boyfriend make a poopoo,
now cry and sobb and be a b***h,
her stomach you wll have to s-t-i-t-c-hhhhh

So go ahead and be a b***h!
You stupid ugly big fat witch!

You shall now get crappy poems.
They shall ryme with rome!
So kiss my a**!
I should through you through some glass!

So go ahead and beeeeeeeee. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!

Here's another one!

Sephiroth:
I killed your girlfriend,
I killed your girlfriend,
I killed your girlfriend,
I killed your girlfriend,
I killed your girlfriend,
I killed your girlfriend........

You got game over,
You got game over....

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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 10:22 pm

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* Sephiroth stabs aerith throught *

Haha your dead.

* then he breaks out in song *

Haha your dead i killed you,
i made you boyfriend make a poopoo,
now cry and sobb and be a b***h,
her stomach you wll have to s-t-i-t-c-hhhhh
xp

I have continued that song.

Haha your dead i killed you,
i made you boyfriend make a poopoo,
now cry and sobb and be a b***h,
her stomach you wll have to s-t-i-t-c-hhhhh

So go ahead and be a b***h!
You stupid ugly big fat witch!

You shall now get crappy poems.
They shall ryme with rome!
So kiss my a**!
I should through you through some glass!

So go ahead and beeeeeeeee. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!

Here's another one!

Sephiroth:
I killed your girlfriend,
I killed your girlfriend,
I killed your girlfriend,
I killed your girlfriend,
I killed your girlfriend,
I killed your girlfriend........

You got game over,
You got game over....

Well then...interesting.

Poor Aeris. crying

Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 2:37 am

Scene: When Cloud finds the baby chocobos in the nest in North Coral.

Aeris: Aww.. they're so cute..
Tifa: They think you look like a Chocobo Cloud..
Cloud: Eh.....

-= Take treasure =-
-= Leave Treasure =-
-= Become Mother =- <--- *Pushes 'O'*

::Cloud Becomes The Chocobo's Mother::

Tifa: ....Well... Didn---

::Chocobo's cry and Cloud panics::

Cloud: DAMN! TIFA! THEY NEED MILK! ....Got Milk...?
Tifa: I'M NOT EXACTLY LACTATING RIGHT NOW!?! eek

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Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 3:13 am

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Scene: When Cloud finds the baby chocobos in the nest in North Coral.

Aeris: Aww.. they're so cute..
Tifa: They think you look like a Chocobo Cloud..
Cloud: Eh.....

-= Take treasure =-
-= Leave Treasure =-
-= Become Mother =- <--- *Pushes 'O'*

::Cloud Becomes The Chocobo's Mother::

Tifa: ....Well... Didn---

::Chocobo's cry and Cloud panics::

Cloud: DAMN! TIFA! THEY NEED MILK! ....Got Milk...?
Tifa: I'M NOT EXACTLY LACTATING RIGHT NOW!?! eek

Cloud: Damn! Looks like I'll have to do this myself...

Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 5:53 am

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Scene: When Cloud finds the baby chocobos in the nest in North Coral.

Aeris: Aww.. they're so cute..
Tifa: They think you look like a Chocobo Cloud..
Cloud: Eh.....

-= Take treasure =-
-= Leave Treasure =-
-= Become Mother =- <--- *Pushes 'O'*

::Cloud Becomes The Chocobo's Mother::

Tifa: ....Well... Didn---

::Chocobo's cry and Cloud panics::

Cloud: DAMN! TIFA! THEY NEED MILK! ....Got Milk...?
Tifa: I'M NOT EXACTLY LACTATING RIGHT NOW!?! eek

Cloud: Damn! Looks like I'll have to do this myself...

Barrett: *jumps into the nest and takes off his shirt*
Cloud: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? I'm gonna be blinded by your milky chest!! scream

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Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 11:32 am

Ew you guys that was gross. xp

Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 12:59 pm

Tifa: Cloud, your hair really does look like a chocobo's a**. stare

Cloud:Oh yeah? Your hair looks like a dolphin's tailfin!

Cait Sith:Hey guys! Stop arguing!

Cloud: Wow, that thing on the mog's head looks like a d***o. eek

Cait Sith: HEY!!!!

Tifa: It lives! eek

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Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 1:20 pm

Cid walks in.

"At least mine looks like the HEAD of a chocabo." he says with a chuckle.

It does. 3nodding His hair resembles the feather's on a chocabo's head.

Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 4:35 pm

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Cid walks in.

"At least mine looks like the HEAD of a chocabo." he says with a chuckle.

It does. 3nodding His hair resembles the feather's on a chocabo's head.

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Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 7:02 pm

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Cloud (watching the Matrix) - What the hell? who cast SLOW on the film?

Cloud- O so thats what a romote dose maybe i should wait till my pizza gets here b4 metor kills us all.

Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 7:04 pm

Cloud to cat sith- i think i have a gambling problem i just lost all of my gil and weapons/armor/items/ on chcobo racing >.<

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Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 7:07 pm

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Cloud to cat sith- i think i have a gambling problem i just lost all of my gil and weapons/armor/items/ on chcobo racing >.<

What an idiot. xp

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