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 Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 11:02 am
A: No, but then again, you have that effect on me.
Q: What did I dream of last night?
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 11:07 am
A: A dream, duh
Q: When did the day grow short?
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 3:12 pm
it didn't, you just grew longer
Why are my legs itchy?
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 3:44 pm
A: Your house is bug infested...
Q: Whose house is that?
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 12:03 am
The flamingo caretaker's at the zoo has a trailer.
Why do purple people eaters wear short shorts???
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 12:15 am
because there's no such thing as long shorts...
whats on tv?
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 12:22 am
The cat who is sneezing
Why doesn't she just get on with life?!
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 2:33 am
becuase its a him .
q. why did the cow cross the moon ?
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 3:52 am
A:Because it was FRENCH.
Q biggrin oes Harry Potter have issues?
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 5:13 am
Super 88 A:Because it was FRENCH.
Q biggrin oes Harry Potter have issues?
A: Hell yeah!
Q: Why does nobody buy my flower bouquet? It's cheapest
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 5:35 am
A: 'cuase flowers are too pretty to buy, they have to be given to you
Q: What is that thing in the corner, and what is it doing?
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 5:36 am
Its a FlibberDooble and its Gloobulating
Q: if i were you what would i do
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 11:47 am
A: um...... *is dumb blonde so can't answer*
Q:if a tree falls down across a telephone line and knocks it down, do cellphones still get signals? (what the frick is a caner can can anyways???)
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 1:17 pm
never!!! because cell phones are being given subliminal messeges from the aliens (they will come for me)
Do one eyed one horned flying purple people eater eat purple people? or just regular people? and if it does eat purple people is that why there's no more purple people left? (technically two questions but can be viewed the same...i guess)
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 1:22 pm
It is purple people, being why there aren't any more. It ate them all.
why does permanent marker come off my skin easier than washable marker?
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