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 Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 5:27 am
Granted, but then everyone starts talking about LotR characters.
I wish I was a werewolf.
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 1:26 pm
granted, but then you were shunned by all of your friends.
I wish my mum a happy mother's day!
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 4:54 pm
Granted, but she didn't get your greeting.
I wish I got my Acceptance letter to Hogwarts... Four years ago. (Oh, time goes by so fast!)
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 7:00 am
Granted, but it was only a cruel prank played by your parents.
I wish Friday never happened.
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 5:23 pm
Granted, but it did!
I wish I had some sushi! (California Maki please?)
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 10:37 pm
Granted, but then you get food poisoning.
I wish my sleep insomnia would go away
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 1:04 am
Granted, but you'll eventually die because you're stuck in an endless sleep.
I wish I could... Um... Eat a squirrel!
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 3:50 pm
granted, but EW! It's so disgusting you're sick for a month.
I wish I didn't have to go to High School!
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 5:03 pm
Granted, but you have a hard time in college and your brain explodes!
I wish, for another wish!
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:46 pm
granted, but you wasted both wishes on an iPhone that broke and a sandwich that got moldy!
I wish I could do a foutte!
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:16 pm
[[It’s spelled fouette]]
Granted, but you twist your ankle so badly while in mid turn that you are never able to dance again.
I wish for…. Hum… being able to buy my professional tutu for less the $500.00 (It’ll never happen though, and that’s sad)
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 4:18 pm
Wish granted- but you buy a mysteriously inexpensive tutu, and it turns out to be haunted by a dead Russian Ballerina who makes you dance uncontrollably 'till you die. Sorry, but no one said dancing would be easy!
I wish my real Prom was awesome like Gaia Prom!
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:52 pm
Granted, but it isn't!
I wish I could have another laptop!
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 2:13 pm
Granted, but it's so old it's held together by duct tape and runs on DOS.
I wish I had some candy!
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:11 pm
Granted, but... it... Exploded!
I wish I'm the best writer ever!
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