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 Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 3:33 pm
s0ul caper~ Sephiroth: Murder is against my religion, I'm sorry Cloud...I just can't kill you Cloud: What religion? Sephiroth: I'm one of Jenova's Witness' LOL, I love it! ^_^
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 3:37 pm
Taylor_Highwind StrawberrieIceCream Here's another stupid one, by yours truly! sweatdrop Strawberrie Location: Ghost Hotel, Gold Saucer Time: 11:32 PM In Game Time: During Cloud's late night date with Aeris/Tifa/Yuffie/Barret. Alas, due to Cid's inability to awaken himself from his sweet slumber, Vincent took it upon himself to physically relocate the pilot to his respectable bed room. Vincent, having found it easier to piggy-back Cid than carry him in his arms like some damsel in distress, was about to make his way up the stairs, until he felt someting odd... And hard... Strawberrie And Cid's heavy breathing on his neck. Vincent froze, fearing that the fantasies of those hundreds of thousands of CidxVincent yaoi pairing supporters/enthusiasts was about to come true...in a hotel lobby.
*shudders with the delight of imagining Cid's heavy breathing...though not crazy about it being on Vincent*Strawberrie Quickly, he tried to shake Cid off, but alas, this only made him hold on tighter around his neck, and even TIGHTER around Vincent's waist with his own legs. Cid began, around this point in time, mumbling strange incoherent sentences, although Vincent was able to catch a few words... among the swearing, that is. Strawberrie "Oh...Taylor...my special Highwind...MMmMMMmmmm...so soft..." mumbled Cid, causing Vincent to turn an interesting shade of green, which in turn, complemented the red cloak he was currently wearing. As if on cue, the rest of Avalanche appeared, for no actual reason whatsoever than that they were drawn by random acts of stupidity created by other members of their party. However, this wasn't an act of stupidity. No, it was an act of... something that only fangirls could identify, and thus, the three females of the group were drawn to this unknown force, dragging the rest of the males along with them. Coincidentally, they came just in time to see Cid begin to hump Vincent.
Yep...only teh fangirls! xd sweatdrop Strawberrie Everyone: eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek Strawberrie Mr. Hangman (the hotel clerk): Mr. Valentine, we have rooms for that sort of stuff. However, I can't guarantee to you that these rooms won't have cameras hidden strategically throughout the furniture that could possibly capture whatever hot action was going on and simultaniously air it on the internet real-time while recording it to my special hard drive... Just letting you know...
eek sweatdrop He was dead anyway. But no one spies on my Ciddy-Cid in sex! Except for me. sweatdrop Because usually I'm the one he's f**cking. eek sweatdrop Strawberrie Vincent: ... If I had known this was my punishment for my sins, I would have killed EVERYONE including Lucrecia just to avoid this... crying Strawberrie Being the drama queen that he is, Vincent pries Cid off of him, drops him hard on the floor, kicks Cid in his knees, flips his hair, and ascends the stair case, going up to his room. Strawberrie All in less than ten seconds. Cid, now having woken up from his fantasies with sore knees, looked around him, noticing the disturbed looks he was recieving from the rest of Avalanche, and the suggestive ones he was recieving from Mr. Hangman. Cid: The f*ck is wrong with all of you? Can't a grown man have some fun for once in his life? Gosh, that babe was so hot too...
Yeah stop staring. It was only a...wet dream... sweatdrop About me. redface sweatdrop lol that was hilariouse! heart
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 5:40 pm
~~ Tifa goes to Florida and she`s walking by this shop and see`s these really cool looking aligator boots so she goes in and ask :Tifa: Can I have those boots (not knowing that they are aligator boots)? and the guy says "No they`re my last pair" so she`s like "alright no sweat" and then about three hours later the same guy see`s Tifa with a shotgun and 5 or 6 aligator bodies on the ground and see`s one swimming towards Tifa so he yells "look out its coming toward you" so she turns around blasts it flips it over and says " aaawww damn this one ain`t wearing boots either"
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 5:45 pm
psychosephiroth00 ~~ Tifa goes to Florida and she`s walking by this shop and see`s these really cool looking aligator boots so she goes in and ask :Tifa: Can I have those boots (not knowing that they are aligator boots)? and the guy says "No they`re my last pair" so she`s like "alright no sweat" and then about three hours later the same guy see`s Tifa with a shotgun and 5 or 6 aligator bodies on the ground and see`s one swimming towards Tifa so he yells "look out its coming toward you" so she turns around blasts it flips it over and says " aaawww damn this one ain`t wearing boots either" .... Cloud: You know, you could use your amazing punching skills to tenderize the steak.
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 8:28 pm
Barret: Oh my gosh I scratched a nail. *sigh* I guess I can just go to the GAP and get a cute little pink glove. Oh that would just be fabulous, oh wait my Corolla broke down, ah poo...
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 10:36 pm
Silleten Barret: Oh my gosh I scratched a nail. *sigh* I guess I can just go to the GAP and get a cute little pink glove. Oh that would just be fabulous, oh wait my Corolla broke down, ah poo... Yuffie: *drives buy in her new Lamborgini Diablo* Heey sexy, want a ride? wink
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 10:48 pm
s0ul caper~ Taylor_Highwind StrawberrieIceCream Here's another stupid one, by yours truly! sweatdrop Strawberrie Location: Ghost Hotel, Gold Saucer Time: 11:32 PM In Game Time: During Cloud's late night date with Aeris/Tifa/Yuffie/Barret. Alas, due to Cid's inability to awaken himself from his sweet slumber, Vincent took it upon himself to physically relocate the pilot to his respectable bed room. Vincent, having found it easier to piggy-back Cid than carry him in his arms like some damsel in distress, was about to make his way up the stairs, until he felt someting odd... And hard... Strawberrie And Cid's heavy breathing on his neck. Vincent froze, fearing that the fantasies of those hundreds of thousands of CidxVincent yaoi pairing supporters/enthusiasts was about to come true...in a hotel lobby.
*shudders with the delight of imagining Cid's heavy breathing...though not crazy about it being on Vincent*Strawberrie Quickly, he tried to shake Cid off, but alas, this only made him hold on tighter around his neck, and even TIGHTER around Vincent's waist with his own legs. Cid began, around this point in time, mumbling strange incoherent sentences, although Vincent was able to catch a few words... among the swearing, that is. Strawberrie "Oh...Taylor...my special Highwind...MMmMMMmmmm...so soft..." mumbled Cid, causing Vincent to turn an interesting shade of green, which in turn, complemented the red cloak he was currently wearing. As if on cue, the rest of Avalanche appeared, for no actual reason whatsoever than that they were drawn by random acts of stupidity created by other members of their party. However, this wasn't an act of stupidity. No, it was an act of... something that only fangirls could identify, and thus, the three females of the group were drawn to this unknown force, dragging the rest of the males along with them. Coincidentally, they came just in time to see Cid begin to hump Vincent.
Yep...only teh fangirls! xd sweatdrop Strawberrie Everyone: eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek Strawberrie Mr. Hangman (the hotel clerk): Mr. Valentine, we have rooms for that sort of stuff. However, I can't guarantee to you that these rooms won't have cameras hidden strategically throughout the furniture that could possibly capture whatever hot action was going on and simultaniously air it on the internet real-time while recording it to my special hard drive... Just letting you know...
eek sweatdrop He was dead anyway. But no one spies on my Ciddy-Cid in sex! Except for me. sweatdrop Because usually I'm the one he's f**cking. eek sweatdrop Strawberrie Vincent: ... If I had known this was my punishment for my sins, I would have killed EVERYONE including Lucrecia just to avoid this... crying Strawberrie Being the drama queen that he is, Vincent pries Cid off of him, drops him hard on the floor, kicks Cid in his knees, flips his hair, and ascends the stair case, going up to his room. Strawberrie All in less than ten seconds. Cid, now having woken up from his fantasies with sore knees, looked around him, noticing the disturbed looks he was recieving from the rest of Avalanche, and the suggestive ones he was recieving from Mr. Hangman. Cid: The f*ck is wrong with all of you? Can't a grown man have some fun for once in his life? Gosh, that babe was so hot too...
Yeah stop staring. It was only a...wet dream... sweatdrop About me. redface sweatdrop Why is it that Vincent is always having relations with Cid? xd From what I heard, it has to do with the hotel scene when you're group is stuck at Gold Saucer. After everyone else has left, Vincent approaches Cid, who's sleeping on the couch. He tells Cid that they should "Go to their room," and Cid is blissfully unaware of Vincent's presence. Technically, many young girls had, after reading that ONE line, figured that they were some hot couple that roomed together often, and thus, the CidXVincent fandom was born. They also support their claims with the fact that Vincent and Cid's dialogue towards one another in the game is more casual and friendly than how the two talk to other people in the party. That's what I picked up, at least. Aside from the fact that some people think they look hot together. ... eek sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 12:55 am
Strawberrie From what I heard, it has to do with the hotel scene when you're group is stuck at Gold Saucer. After everyone else has left, Vincent approaches Cid, who's sleeping on the couch. He tells Cid that they should "Go to their room," and Cid is blissfully unaware of Vincent's presence. Technically, many young girls had, after reading that ONE line, figured that they were some hot couple that roomed together often, and thus, the CidXVincent fandom was born. They also support their claims with the fact that Vincent and Cid's dialogue towards one another in the game is more casual and friendly than how the two talk to other people in the party. That's what I picked up, at least. Aside from the fact that some people think they look hot together. ...
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The dominant one would be Cid right? stare Maybe...but Cid seems like the more emotional type than Vincent is...y'know. sweatdrop
HE HAS A REASON TO LIVE-anyway...
I thought that too when I saw that line...but then your little story just made me smile and think, "Y'know...that'd actually be nice...well, because it means Cid loves and cares for me." Not the fact he's humping Vincent in the middle of a hotel lobby. sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop
By the way, my friend thought this was funny too. She used to like Vincent until her kitty arrived...(by kitty I mean a kid at school named Harrison that she likes rolleyes sweatdrop )
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 1:59 am
Setting; In the Basement of the Mansion. Cloud finds Vincent. They talk for a bit.
Cloud and Vincent in unisen: You know Sephiroth?!
Cloud and Vincent in unisen again: PERSONAL JYNX! ONE TWO THREE!
Tifa: *Raises an eyebrow*
Cloud and Vincent again in unisen once more: FOUR FIVE SIX!
Aeris: ...This could go on for a while.. *Folds her arms*
Vincent: SEVEN EIGHT NINE! FULLSTOP!
Cloud: *Goes to open his mouth and inhails some air*
Vincent: Yes... I have played this before you know..
Cloud: Pfft yo--
Vincent: *Thwacks Cloud* Never said your name... stare
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 3:12 am
Taylor_Highwind Strawberrie From what I heard, it has to do with the hotel scene when you're group is stuck at Gold Saucer. After everyone else has left, Vincent approaches Cid, who's sleeping on the couch. He tells Cid that they should "Go to their room," and Cid is blissfully unaware of Vincent's presence. Technically, many young girls had, after reading that ONE line, figured that they were some hot couple that roomed together often, and thus, the CidXVincent fandom was born. They also support their claims with the fact that Vincent and Cid's dialogue towards one another in the game is more casual and friendly than how the two talk to other people in the party. That's what I picked up, at least. Aside from the fact that some people think they look hot together. ...
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The dominant one would be Cid right? stare Maybe...but Cid seems like the more emotional type than Vincent is...y'know. sweatdrop
HE HAS A REASON TO LIVE-anyway...
I thought that too when I saw that line...but then your little story just made me smile and think, "Y'know...that'd actually be nice...well, because it means Cid loves and cares for me." Not the fact he's humping Vincent in the middle of a hotel lobby. sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop
By the way, my friend thought this was funny too. She used to like Vincent until her kitty arrived...(by kitty I mean a kid at school named Harrison that she likes rolleyes sweatdrop ) I'll have to agree with Taylor, they don't really look hot together. sweatdrop Not really because I'm homophobic or anything but Cid doesn't seem like that type of person, nor does Vincent.
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 11:52 am
s0ul caper~ Taylor_Highwind EW GROSS! THEY DO NOT LOOK HOT TOGETHER!
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The dominant one would be Cid right? stare Maybe...but Cid seems like the more emotional type than Vincent is...y'know. sweatdrop
HE HAS A REASON TO LIVE-anyway...
I thought that too when I saw that line...but then your little story just made me smile and think, "Y'know...that'd actually be nice...well, because it means Cid loves and cares for me." Not the fact he's humping Vincent in the middle of a hotel lobby. sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop
By the way, my friend thought this was funny too. She used to like Vincent until her kitty arrived...(by kitty I mean a kid at school named Harrison that she likes rolleyes sweatdrop ) I'll have to agree with Taylor, they don't really look hot together. sweatdrop Not really because I'm homophobic or anything but Cid doesn't seem like that type of person, nor does Vincent.
Yeah. Cid is with me (okay fine but I guess Shera would count). xd Vincent likes Lucrecia. 3nodding
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 2:31 pm
Taylor_Highwind s0ul caper~ Taylor_Highwind EW GROSS! THEY DO NOT LOOK HOT TOGETHER!
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The dominant one would be Cid right? stare Maybe...but Cid seems like the more emotional type than Vincent is...y'know. sweatdrop
HE HAS A REASON TO LIVE-anyway...
I thought that too when I saw that line...but then your little story just made me smile and think, "Y'know...that'd actually be nice...well, because it means Cid loves and cares for me." Not the fact he's humping Vincent in the middle of a hotel lobby. sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop
By the way, my friend thought this was funny too. She used to like Vincent until her kitty arrived...(by kitty I mean a kid at school named Harrison that she likes rolleyes sweatdrop ) I'll have to agree with Taylor, they don't really look hot together. sweatdrop Not really because I'm homophobic or anything but Cid doesn't seem like that type of person, nor does Vincent.
Yeah. Cid is with me (okay fine but I guess Shera would count). xd Vincent likes Lucrecia. 3nodding Cid and Shera aren't really much of a pair in my opinion. I wonder why Shera hasn't left him. xd (No offense toward Cid, He's one of my best characters 3nodding ) If I were Vincent, I would have just left Lucrecia alone. She must be a real evil person to actually fall in love with Hojo. Plus, Hojo is ugly as all get out. Why does Vincent waste his time with some nutjob who's not even interested in him. I mean seriously, he could get any girl he wanted. xd (almost any girl, that is xp )
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 3:57 pm
Cloud: *whispers*See. I told you The Weapons are planning something.
Tifa: I dont know....
Cloud: Are you kidding me! look at them.
Aeris: They look like their having fun to me...
Cloud: WHAT!
Barret: What the @%#& kinda $&!# is this?
Yuffie: I'm not sure I can believe this...
Cloud: See, their on my side. somethings going on down there...
Cid: Yeah somethings goin on but I'm lost as %#$@...
Vincet: I've never seen such behavior...
Cloud: SHHHHHH....they're doing something...
Emerald: Would you like more tea Mr. Ruby?
Ruby: Oh no, but Teddy would love some ^__^ *holds up microscopic Teddy Bear with 2 claws*
Cait Sith: .........um, Cloud...
Cloud: SHHHH... ninja They're blood thirsty killers
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 4:20 pm
Dueoh H. Cloud: *whispers*See. I told you The Weapons are planning something. Tifa: I dont know.... Cloud: Are you kidding me! look at them. Aeris: They look like their having fun to me... Cloud: WHAT! Barret: What the @%#& kinda $&!# is this? Yuffie: I'm not sure I can believe this... Cloud: See, their on my side. somethings going on down there... Cid: Yeah somethings goin on but I'm lost as %#$@... Vincet: I've never seen such behavior... Cloud: SHHHHHH....they're doing something... Emerald: Would you like more tea Mr. Ruby? Ruby: Oh no, but Teddy would love some ^__^ *holds up microscopic Teddy Bear with 2 claws* Cait Sith: .........um, Cloud... Cloud: SHHHH... ninja They're blood thirsty killers HEH!Funny!
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 5:00 pm
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