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^ I met her today/yesterday. emotion_awesome

MWAHAHAHA~ Excellent.
Noope. Nope. Trust me, it shouldn't happen. I have the habit of disturbing my friends in real life with horror stories that I randomly improvise, and now none of them wants to visit me any more OR talk to me on Skype at night because by now they have been scarred for life.

Yep. I'm secretly "an a*****e but in a good way", like a friend of mine described me. And I can assure you that the people I torture deserve it. xd For example, she is a spoiled rich brat who didn't even take care of her school career just because yaoi and visual kei seemed to be more interesting. So she plain screwed everything up and now she has to study to be a chef. But she sucks, so I told her that I am probably the only one who might hire her if she begs for it and licks my shoes clean.

Henry. Right. Why?
That actually makes sense, only the sick and the brain dead ones would survive the apocalypse that the "event" caused.

._. I should probably get that checked out, then?



She is a RAY OF SUNSHINE. I LOVE HER. SHE'SJUSTSODANDY. (Truestorybro. Srsly)

You had a paragraph rant about someone you call your friend. DON'T CALL HER YOUR FRIEND, IF YOU BAGGED ON HER. :C Be like, "This chick." I like that better than, "My friend." that makes you less of the "a*****e" in the "a*****e but in a good way."


Henry. YES. I've always wanted a Phychotic serial killer going around an Asylum, putting insane people, even more insanely worried. And the old people with problems! Gosh! The cracking of their brittle bones would be so thrilling

-blushes liek a virgin- redface
^ unfortunately I'm not quite that pure. I ask for your forgiveness in advance ' v '

Eh well, if they are good feels at least you know it's not breast cancer.
or something.

MMM-H. AND YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO TO PEOPLE LIKE HER?

You know how the trains have this "Mind the gap" sign at the exit doors? I make her get stuck there every time. You know Ciel and Sebastian? She made us cosplay those, and I made her carry me around like I'd be a pope or an emperor or something. I also had a crop to kindly remind her to walk faster. You know the security guards at all the fancy events? I said that I don't know her, and made them throw her out in the middle of freakin' freezing winter. You know the train tickets? I didn't buy one, and when the big guards caught me finally, I used her name and ID and so she had to pay nice, modest fines.
That's true friendship for you.

Like in the Cat Lady, huh?

I want to hear more, but i'm afraid i'll feel like a bad person for laughing at her being so hated. x3

I hate people quietly, and to myself. My cat knows when i'm mad, because i pet him so hard the top of his eyelids are permanently folded back for at least a week.

POORKITTEH.IDONOTABUSEANIMALSISWEAR.

Let's move onto a less icky topic.

. . .

Rei is L.

It's fun because she is very persistent and flamboyant and... Boyish. She just yells and runs around and never gives up. Or if she does, she gets a rage-cry-attack like a little child.
I am really not hating her. It's just my twisted sense of humour that causes all this.

Your cat must look reaaally creepy.

He indeed is. Don't tell anyone. DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. Hazen hasn't still given me a proper picture, so we're using that for now.
(For a moment I was like "...How did she know that she's... No wait, Rie. Yeah. Now I get it." )
Your hairdresser's nightmare is Miku, right? So don't complain. emotion_donotwant

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*tableflip*
OUT OF ALL PLACES, YOU STILL WENT THERE.
It's fine, I need to improvise again. He is way too attached to that forest, but I can see why you want to rp there. It makes sense. Don't worry.
BUT THAT FOREST. AGAIN. LET ME OUT OF HERE. SOMEONE.